JA

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littn loose

[JA @aj__deli]

If youre not kirkin with me then youre kirkin against me

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88]

Checking my weekend schedule

[chuddington @boycommma]

they call me profen because i be

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[JA @aj__deli]

It's looking like a shower beer kinda day

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[nosferatdog🧛‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ @ratdogfm]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump's most senior advisors gathered in the Situation Room to strategize ways to spin his involvement with Epstein

[JA @aj__deli]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the cervix?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[jameson (big deck energy) @jamesonhaslam]

Groundr

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

teaching her how to throw a circle changeup and then asking her to use the same grip on my balls

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

yeet me a beer bro, ahaha! (pulls you aside) listen, I might kill myself later

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Waking up every morning saying "I can't keep living like this" and then continuing to live like this.