Akshay Dakhane

Singer-Songwriter, Failing Stand-Up, Astrophile

[Akshay Dakhane @akshaydakhane]

Eat That Salad- OUT NOW!
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Eat that P*ssy coming out on 8th March!

Follow @hypocriticalmusic for more! @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/CYa1rApkAE

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Email me your picture and I'll make one for you! @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/zzFtaXY4Or

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@casalegraphics taught me photoshop!

Model- @atom_singh

HMU if you want me to do yours! @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/P69ARLx6vJ

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Just posted a video @ Hollywood, California https://t.co/rjk5UgPE90

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Just posted a video @ Live House Hollywood https://t.co/NdNBE8u8hV

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Just posted a video @ Live House Hollywood https://t.co/fui9noeIR5

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Just posted a video @ Live House Hollywood https://t.co/IJUx543hau

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Just posted a photo @ Hollywood, California https://t.co/8iCPetwxNo

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How to Break a Man

Lyrics-
Tell him that you love him
Show him that you care
Kiss him on his lips
And then gently stroke his hair
Make him his favourite sandwich
Get the Snickers too
Little does he know
He already… https://t.co/363Cilrc9H

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Day Dreaming

Lyrics-
Hey you!
You look so different when you’re not wearing make up,
Maybe you’re someone else, that didn’t leave at 12,
I’m at work, I should wake up,

I got the Monday Blues!
Yeah I still miss you… https://t.co/kwRbDs1FMJ

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Aashiq- Level Achieved

Lyrics-
Main bhi kitna pagal hoon
Kaise ho gaya itna naive?
Kaise kisi ladki ne
Kar diya mujhe deceive?
Kaise jhoothe pyaar mein
Kar liya maine believe?
Ban gaya main chutiya
Aashiq- Level… https://t.co/tjZEy0MHTH

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Mademoiselle

Lyrics-
Signorina(Young Lady), Mademoiselle
Mi piaci(I like you), I mean well,
Cosa Pensi?(What do you think?)
È un sì? È un no? (Is it a yes?, Is it a no?)
È questo farewell? (Or is it farewell?)

By… https://t.co/BwHpYsJ8xN

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Jazz Jazz Jazz

Lyrics-
Mumble Mumble Mumble
Jazz Jazz Jazz
Let me sing and play a song
That makes you think that I’m an ass
And if you ever wonder
How to jazz jazz jazz
You just #9, then b5
And maybe add some… https://t.co/0lbzhnKJni

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Cookie Jar

This is a song inspired by my friend Nilay Singh @NilaySingh21 . He is always on the run, doing 10 things at once. He is a beat boxer at @aflatunes , a drummer at ferrytalesofficial , a director at… https://t.co/EPyjhSoLG1

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Million Dollar Smile

This past week was the worst week of my life. Fortunately my family and friends were there with me to get me through it. I want you all to know, I love you and I am deeply grateful for you being… https://t.co/22oFTppPdi

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Another Way

When I was in school, they taught me a poem. I have always recited it in the most trying times.
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Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up… https://t.co/TFKyGDXgXW

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Fault

Sometimes giving space isn't as easy as it seems. You care but at the same time you can't do anything except wait. It can be excruciating if it keeps running in your head on a loop. I want to tell you, it'll… https://t.co/mviStZvPrt

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Old man
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Sometimes you're not sure of the right thing to say. I wish I knew better.
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Lyrics-
Old man,
Tell me what I'm supposed to do?
When I'm hurting and she is too...
Make me wise beyond my years
So make… https://t.co/PH9p94e5W9

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Come over
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I wrote this song with surel_ingale . We were discussing what it's like being in a psuedo long distance in the same city. When you're too lazy to go because the travel alone is 2 hours long, so you want… https://t.co/zJld5y86X2