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[Gaia Fawkes @GaiaFawkes]

"Do you really fly your Bentley ahead of you on foreign trips?"
"Yes I do."

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@HuwMerriman Just to say I agree with you, as I suspect do the silent majoritu

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@seatsixtyone "Pulling up Beatock, a steady climb
The gradients against her, but she's on time"

W H Auden

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@bbctms Future captain!

[Gerald Ratner @geraldratner]

It should have been obvious — I thought it would be obvious — but I would like to clarify, just in case it wasn’t. In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word crap when I meant quality. Thanks Donald.

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@andy_murray Well done today. Any chance u can get ATP to agree to show yr Eastbourne games on either Eurosport or BBC? They are all set up. Money I suppose. .

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@CostaCoffee can we get the new almond cakes and little Portuguese tarts in Heathfield (Sussex) please?

[BBC Sussex @BBCSussex]

Do you like the new sign?
.@BTNPalacePier has submitted plans for its new-look "Brighton Palace Pier" sign
https://t.co/FZ7gELTZlh …

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@TellyAlastair @bbcsoutheast Burwash High St!!

[Sarah Miller Walters @agathadascoyne]

Thank you but your congratulations are misplaced.
It's Miss Markle he's marrying.

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@CostaCoffee can't find any Costa response to the news in all the papers about bacteria on tables and ice?

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@CostaCoffee disappointed to see end of mini tarts. They were great for calorie counters who still need cake.😭

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@CostaCoffee "love forever" or free coffee. How much of "forever" do I have to wait to claim!!??

[Glen Scrivener @glenscrivener]

@Aggerscricket Ever the gentleman, Clarke decided not to declare until Swann notched up his 150. #SpiritofCricket

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Sometimes things go wrong; that’s normal. But we have a saying in Tibetan, ‘Nine times fail, nine times try again'.

[ALANBURTON @ALANBURTON]

@BellJSarah bet you dont bother staying up tonight. .

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Still no dwasher at heathfield. 2 weeks. Hate cardboard cups!

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@CostaCoffee Dwasher still not working. 2 weeks of being patient. Oh dear