Alan

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[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

Reports are that Hall made a proposal, but Oates said I can’t go for that.

[Variety @Variety]

Hall & Oates are in a confidential legal battle that has led to Daryl Hall getting a restraining order against John Oates.

Hall filed an undisclosed complaint against Oates on Nov. 16. The court issued a temporary restraining order to begin Nov. 30.

https://t.co/kvyvyHoZI6

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@Buccigross Aho, Let’s Go Canes!! #bucciovertimechallenge

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@HitmanCanadian 87 mph under the shield is crazy bad luck too

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@Buccigross Svechnikov, let’s go Canes! #bucciovertimechallenge

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets Thank you for the reverse jinx

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

"We don't talk enough about..."

[turns off replies]

[Sara @SaraCivian]

We don’t talk enough about just how LAME these people are. “Nuclear family month” 🤣🤣🤣🤣foh

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@burackbobby_ Also for context, he’s French and that’s not his national anthem.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@ClueHeywood No wonder the Coyotes left.

[Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack]

COME ON
COME ON
COME ON

LET’S GO

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@JasonBateman666 @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball I'm proud of my country for many reasons, one of them being that a washed up band can publicly speak their beliefs (no matter how much I disagree) and enjoy a baseball game the next.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@lfcndlions1970 @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball I commonly only use tissues when i have a cold or during allergy season. However, thank you for teaching us that a box of Kleenex can help the next time i hang around people doing weird things.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@JasonBateman666 @theblackcrowes @RaysBaseball Jason, I checked your most recent replies and you’re a pretty angry dude.

Just know that I thoroughly enjoyed your work in Ozarks and Horrible Bosses.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Jim Valvano taught us to enjoy life and to cherish every moment.

As we continue this journey, we’re reminded that the Stanley Cup Final is about more than hockey. It’s about people, purpose, sacrifice, and appreciating the moments that bring us together.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

https://t.co/uaKQgvD0oW

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

The TV Ratings for this years Stanley Cup Final are going to be atrocious lol

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

Why is the break glass in case of emergency take for loser fanbases low ratings all of a sudden? It’s not just this guy, there’s other clusters of betas saying similar garbage

Do they have posters of high Nielsen ratings hanging in bedrooms beside Jordan in the Dunk contest too?

[Oilers John 🇨🇦 ✈️ @OilersJohn]

If the Habs don’t come back and win their series, this will probably be the lowest viewership for a Stanley Cup Final ever.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

Here’s another one. https://t.co/VG5z3x5YuN

[fan of the Yankees @realboshek]

NHL with their salary cap is about to have a Carolina-Las Vegas Stanley Cup

Then they wonder why the NHL is an extreme distant 4th best sport.... it's because "fairness" leads to finals no one watches

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@Eyes_wideopentv It’s time to dig back in to those Cold War studies my guy, because your hockey mascot analysis definitely ain’t it.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@DEADLINE You might want to check out the definition of skewer again.

[Alan @AlanInRaleigh]

@JoeyAmbro @hugee_caniac94 Fellow Canes fan here.

A point per game +5 guy is welcome on any playoff team and most of us know it.