alastria

Software developer extraordinaire

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently.

I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them.

I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp.

I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20.

I used 1 and threw the other 19 away.

I then had to figure out how to get the envelope in the mail. I asked the property manager of our office building what to do.

She took care of it for me.

Not knowing how to send mail is a huge competitive advantage.

[Chi Nguyễn @whatchidid]

Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them?

Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now.

[alastria @alastria]

NOTE: This is not The Onion

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

“If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you... Of course you’re gonna lie. Everybody lies!”

—Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)

(h/t @JasonSCampbell)

[Dr Jessica M. DNP/MSN/MPH, CCNP, FNP-C, CFNP @Jessicam6946]

Tonight I helplessly held the hand of and stroked the hair of a beautiful 14 year old girl as she exited this world. She was looking forward to starting high school and eventually becoming a veterinarian. It was so senseless! I truly believe she could have been saved if her

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

Rep. Andrew Clyde's (R-GA) comments today don't hold up well when played side-by-side with insurrection footage, so I made this.

the revisionist history being perpetuated by some Republicans to defend January 6th is disgusting

[alastria @alastria]

@TheFienPrint Good to the last drop!

[alastria @alastria]

@chadloder Because of the Sturgis Bike Rally. https://t.co/4ziuYYfOrF

[alastria @alastria]

@sarahcpr It's a non-zero number

[alastria @alastria]

@elakdawalla USB3 type A to mini USB .. probably for external an hard drive

[alastria @alastria]

@Freeyourmindkid "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

[alastria @alastria]

@TechDeals_16 And people like him act like they're woke because they don't trust "the media". His take lumps them all together and equates them. FoxNews is cancer.

[alastria @alastria]

@TechDeals_16 I'm sick of people shitting on "the media" and both-sides-ing CNN, MSNBC, and FoxNews. On a scale 1-10 of human misery, if MSNBC is a 4, and CNN a 5, Fox is a 50,000. They are not all the same.

[alastria @alastria]

@TechDeals_16 @Geraldmota Reasonable, neutral people don't turn against racism. If you turn against them and their message, you were never neutral.

[alastria @alastria]

@TechDeals_16 "The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict." -MLK

[alastria @alastria]

@TechDeals_16 @Geraldmota Too much rage? Do you not think they have a reason for shouting? Maybe no one has let them talk for 400 years. 🤦

[Moore Computer Svcs. @MooreCompCLT]

New Post: 5G WON'T MAKE YOU SICK. I keep seeing posts about this, so I try to break down exactly why you shouldn't trust Facebook conspiracy theories. https://t.co/EtZshThnMK