AlessoNOTOfficial

Not, Not, Not Alesso

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Hello all. Did you miss me?

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@Alesso get the paid version of echofon brother from another mother.

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Maybe... RT @AdamSlade93: I wonder if @ALESSOofficial would do a gig in my back garden #Pondering

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. @maliksta @DummyEmilyDC @Avicii @CAZZETTE All of u are tweeting the wrong @Alesso.I was told by him to die,so we are not on speaking terms

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Nope. I dont like the soviets. RT @TannyTat: @ALESSOofficial i love your sence of humour! You must be russian haha

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I'm 3 years younger and am already worth millions more. How does that make you feel? RT @GenBunnyy: I'll be 22 tomorrow, over the hill

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What is a synthesizer? All I know is nexus.

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I've had bizarre dreams the last 2 nights, both of which included 1 of the people I follow on here.Maybe its all the ecstasy in my system.

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Can't wait to see my Swedish brothers tonight at MSG! Why am I not opening though? I deserve it more than some French dude.

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@GenBunnyy see you soon miss.

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I'm going to have to agree with @Avicii and @nickyromero. Fuck School.

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Everybody gives me head.

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Calling Pt. 2 coming soon! with a special acapella from my homegirl @justinbieber!

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I love making peoples day by retweeting or replying to them. It's not my fault that they're dumbasses.

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Ohh sometimes, I get a good feeling... Wait, am I not supposed to say that I made that song for avicii?

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The "real" Alesso filed a formal complaint with twitter about me. Should I take this as a compliment? @Alesso @AN21live

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You should have taken Swedish. RT @GenBunnyy: just to let everyone know: I HATE SPANISH. #hadtovent

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All Sweden is good for is watches and house music.

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@AviciisFlannel How about #Alessosflannel?

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@Alesso seriously, formal twitter complaints can't come between us...