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here to take naps

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@bkr0z jinkies.

[Luke Guysucker🔻 @Luke_Guysucker]

who framed roger rabbit is straight up one of the single greatest artistic achievements of humanity and then i guess somebody just hit zemeckis in the head repeatedly with a wrench

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Not HERE autocorrect

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*blush*

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@imichaelbx hi

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Everyone loves Betty Boop. But when I suggest that a *contemporary* cartoon dog gets turned human and given giant knockers I get asked to leave the Bluey aisle at Target.

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Dude - I was 100% on this. @ITMovieOfficial

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“And just to be clear, this isn’t Pennywise the supernatural alien creature. This is the origin story of the human Pennywise that the monster is based on.”

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“And just to be clear, this isn’t Pennywise the supernatural alien creature. This is the origin story of the human Pennywise that the monster is based on.”

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*1990, Gregory Maguire at home, watching The Wizard of Oz (1939)*

God, I wanna fuck the shit outta Margaret Hamilton.

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Going out with a banger.

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I’d be more embarrassed being caught watching heated rivalry in any setting than I would being caught watching porn on my parents couch.

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The bait bus has Pokémon-style evolutioned up

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“Now it says here on your chart “no loads refused” and i just wanted to confirm if that was still accurate.”

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I, for one, enjoyed duel of the fates in munchkinland

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That about covers it

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*me, walking into the club to see Gypsy Rose Lee’s debut performance*

Hey, there is some old lady in the alley absolutely freaking the fuck out.

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*every night as I’m closing my eyes.*

Ah yes, tomorrow will be the day I fix myself.

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Me, asking you not to go

[The Smurfs @SmurfsMovie]

Amy Sedaris is Jaunty Grimoire. #SmurfsMovie

[Josh Karp @hannafordjake]

In these divided times let’s all focus on the one thing that unites us: Burt Reynolds and The Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater!!! With appearances by Dom DeLuise, Charles Nelson Reilly, Farrah, Dolly Parton, Rip Taylor, Norman Fell, Liz Taylor + more https://t.co/uwx7YmU170