Alex Shute

[Alex Shute @AlexShute]

@JordanRobs_13 @ChloeScholes3 🫠

[Alex Shute @AlexShute]

@UplymeFC @CodyBowditch17 Different gravy

[Alex Shute @AlexShute]

UTS!!

[Bestival @Bestival]

Follow us and RT to win #Bestival2018 tickets! 15 pairs up for grabs for our 15th birthday! GO! 🎈 https://t.co/Cojwe5tJNG

[Theresa May @TheresaMay1956]

Really can’t be fucked with work tomorrow tbh x

[will lister @lister_will]

Spoons app is something of both beauty and wonder

[Alex Shute @AlexShute]

@liamgallagher is bloody class

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Unbe-fucking-lievable! Greatest game ever.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

When your mum comes passed with the hoover...

[Ben UFO @BenUFO]

accepting the aux cable in a cab is scarier than DJing in front of several thousand people

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

When your red card appeal is rejected, meaning you can still get leathered on Christmas day

[Alex Shute @AlexShute]

@JordanRobs_13 @sainsburys stop trying to get free food, you've had that stewing for months son

[Alex Shute @AlexShute]

@JordanRobs_13 drawing bare S' all over the school books

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Alexis again in a huge game? 👀

[Freya @FR3Y4L0U153]

It's cute that because some people can spend their weekend doing fuck all they have no respect for those that work and have to get up

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Can't contain my excitement for the last few hours of deadline day, so I've made a cup of tea and had a rich tea biscuit to calm down.

[Lewis Hembery @Lewis_Hembery]

nout on TV #bore off