Alex Pryor

Part time good example

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A supplement company titling their pre-workout “ultimate” gives off the same energy as every church having “first” in their name.

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Why is no one talking about the fact that Weber Grills sent out an email of a meatloaf recipe on the day meatloaf passed away.

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@EliManning looks the exact same as he did when he was drafted. And no one can argue that.

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Cigarettes and Honeybuns feels like it should be the name of an album…that’s all.

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There’s nothing worse than having to navigate through a grocery store you’ve never been to before.

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Dear Europe, why do you call mouth guards gum shields?

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Why aren’t teenage carrots a thing ? 🥕🥕🥕

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To the mechanic that reached his hand out to get my keys from me and I miss read the situation and thought he were going for a handshake and so I committed to a handshake and we both had to live with that

I’m sorry...it was awkward for me too

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@JoeSantagato Facts !