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#preWGA screenwriter. tv is my thing but contrariness is my Thing

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i really think car insurance is the most joyless bill, how bout you guys

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@rosey_waters language is pretty cool

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@milhizza ME TOO

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i know twitter is burning but I’M excited about this ice cream news

[Hrishikesh Hirway @HrishiHirway]

I’m so thrilled to introduce Mom’s Mango Pie…the ice cream! a collaboration with the geniuses @saltandstraw. We took my mom’s Thanksgiving pie and turned it into a Thanksgiving ice cream, and it’s available starting today! I wrote more about it here: https://t.co/BdZ74clySM

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@clairifur the accent of my choice!!!! ahh!! thank you i adore you!!

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this tweet just had to come straight at me and my plans tonight

[palmer @decentbirthday]

depressed? walk into a corner store with no game plan and walk out with 2-4 drinks. nothing better than getting home and assessing your various beverages.

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

the first 6 words of this headline are a jumpscare

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@clairifur @ickleronniekins you guys are drama teases

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep

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my friend is getting married to her former work nemesis this month so don't tell me romcoms don't exist in real life

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they don't tell you in all the songs about california how many times you're going to have to vote about dialysis clinics if you live here

[a PNW Pinko @PNWPinko]

I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point

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@strangesuns yes potted plants are v similar to houseplants when it comes to watering stuff! let the rain do its thing

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i am in a group chat with multiple straight men and i can't tell if they're calling each other "dawg" and "brotato chip" ironically or not

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@strangesuns i've turned into an overbearing pandemic plant mom in the last couple of years, and i have a whole watering ~routine~ that i do, but when i'm gone i just tell people "just water it once a week on saturday unless one of them looks really wet" and it works fine

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@strangesuns overwatering is more of a problem than underwatering for 95% of houseplants. watering once a week is probably good. pick a day of the week, and just water everything that doesn't look like it still has wet soil

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

i respect Michelle Branch’s restraint bc i would have dropped a piano on top of That Man

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https://t.co/JxAoVlp56f every time i think about this it brings me joy

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either i own 0 chapsticks or i own 15 chapsticks

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@Etsy hi! i was told i should receive a refund for case #1067659359854 about two weeks ago — it's been about 11 business days. any way to check when i will receive this? thank you!