AlexandraBurt

International bestselling author REMEMBER MIA (2015), The Good Daughter (2017). SHADOW GARDEN (2020). Represented by MBA Literary Agents, London. @berkleypub

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@JoyceCarolOates But it’s…a university.

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@half_agony_hope I feel like that about Twitter; I don’t have enough to say but I have stuff to show. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@POTUS we have no test available. Where are the tests?

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@JoyceCarolOates Lovely!

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Tomas Transtromer, the Swedish Nobel laureate: “We always feel younger than we are. I carry within myself my earlier faces as a tree contains its rings. The sum of them is ‘me.’ The mirror sees only my latest face, while I know all my previous ones”

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@HyVeeSecurity @writingsparks Wtf

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In 1962, William Lindsay Gresham took his own life in the same Times Square hotel where he wrote much of his classic NIGHTMARE ALLEY 16 years earlier.

Purportedly, these cards were in his pocket:

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@LisaHallAuthor I hear it’s omicron specific, yes.

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THIS is my entire childhood.

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@Andy Rinna has no story. Why is she still there?

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The obsession with debut authors reminds me of the creepy preference for marrying a virgin.

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@RealTristan13 how does a woman go from side piece to villain in your world? You are disgusting.

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Damson Idris plays too much! 😭 Can y’all guess which actor he’s channeling? 👀

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@khloekardashian are you of clear mind yet?

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@RealTristan13 don’t ejaculate into the body of a woman during her childbearing years. What’s up with putting this woman down?

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@kellydleventhal some kids trash talk, some throw their mothers down the stairs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

it's reasonable to expect that, if you appear in public with an assault rifle, someone may try to take it from you & so you have the right to shoot them in self-defense since, if they take the gun from you, you can speculate that they might use it against you, maybe.

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@Andy Maskless Ramona Singer acts like a brat at ‘Diana’ Broadway opening 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓

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@Andy Candace. Nene. Ramona. Same person, different city. Axe them. Chop chop.

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@JoyceCarolOates The Venetian in Vegas?