Alex Mueller

Is that a usability issue or a user ability issue?

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Forget badge codes, if you really wanna track your event attendees, give them jingle bell lanyards! 😁🔔🔔 #2019leap
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Excited to be a finalist for #WorkfrontLionAwards at #2019Leap this year, and celebrate our big accomplishments!
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After the storm. http://t.co/LZYMmi9rEj

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Tweet and Retweet were on a boat. Tweet fell off. Who was left?

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

@Koster4Missouri Pls reconsider C.Anderson. Prison serves no purpose here. Restitution by comm svc or charity suffices. Spirit > Letter.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Tales from the corporate world: Today, someone actually said, "I'm not asking you to push the noodle uphill at 3 in the morning." o.O

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

@willbuxton Just heard of SpeedF1 deal. Always enjoyed your insight. Hushed family when heard "Now to Will Buxton". Buy u a beer in Austin!

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

It should be no surprise that I love Chicken Fried Steak (CFS). We're both Texan with German origins.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Bagels are a terrible tease of a breakfast food. Shaped like donuts but hard, crusty and horribly unsweet. Plus, no delicious glazing!

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Why doesn't Google own www.goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com?

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Your Amazon.com order has shipped. Your Amazon.com order has shipped. Your Amazon.com order has shipped. Your Amazon.com order has shipped.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

The only thing on fire are my thighs from the walk down 20 flights of stairs.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

We're going to have a surprise fire drill today.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

I just ate 3 truffles. No Wii involved yet.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

So if I Wii'd it up for an hour straight, and awarded myself 3 truffles, I'd break even.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

That's about 20 min on Wii fitness.

[Alex Mueller @alexemueller]

Do you realize that a single Lindor Truffle contains 75 calories?