Alex Pardee

Creating the brightest nightmares: BRIGHTMARES. LinkTree includes art, merch and more

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

My brand new solo art gallery show, “DREAMBLEEDER” opens May 30th - June 27th in NYC at HARMAN PROJECTS. It’s my scariest show yet. Hope to see you there. 😴💤🩸🩸

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2 days left on this little original 1985 Adam Bomb I covered in blood…. https://t.co/2n0ta3OKLA

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“BOKOR”
Nightmare Classification: RELATIONSHIP
Subclassification: INFIDELITY
Extracted Nightmare Threat Level: 10/10
#Dreambleeder

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@nutcracker_mr All I know is that the nightmares can’t be extracted without the right instruments….

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“CUBBY”
Nightmare Classification: LOSS OF CHILD
Subclassification: BEING HUNTED
Extracted Nightmare Threat Level: 10/10
#Dreambleeder

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“DOCTOR MOON”
Nightmare Classification: DENTAL
Subclassification: BROKEN TEETH
Extracted Nightmare Threat Level: 9.5/10
#Dreambleeder

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“FATHER”
Nightmare Classification: PARENTAL
Subclassification: DOPPELGÄNGERS
Extracted Threat Level (Physical): 5/10
Extracted Threat Level (Mental): 10/10
#Dreambleeder

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“THE ENHANCER”
Nightmare Classification: DR*GS
Subclassification: LOSING CONTROL
Extracted Threat Level (Physical): 9/10
Extracted Threat Level (Mental): 10/10
#Dreambleeder

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@D57953690 🙏😆

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Subclassification is NEGLECT hahahahahahaha. I fucking love it

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“POPPY PICKLES”
Nightmare Classification: REVENGE
Subclassification: NEGLECT
Extracted Threat Level (Physical): 2.5/10
Extracted Threat Level (Mental): 7.5/10
#Dreambleeder

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

Excited to finally see Taylor Swift perform with Wu Tang tonight at the game. Been waiting for years.

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

“THE AFTERMATH”
Nightmare Classification: DEATH
Subclassification: CAR ACCIDENT
Extracted Nightmare Threat Level: 8.5/10
#Dreambleeder

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“THE BUTCHER”
Nightmare Classification: DIETARY
Subclassification: FORCE-FEEDING
Extracted Nightmare Threat Level: 5/10
#Dreambleeder

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

Reminder, my brand new solo art show with over 30 new paintings and 3 new sculptures is now on display in NYC at Harman Projects until June 27th! 210 Rivington in the Lower East Side, Manhattan. 💤🩸

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

“GRUBMAN”
Nightmare Classification: NECROPHAGY
Subclassification: DYING ALONE
Extracted Nightmare Threat Level: 7.25/10
#Dreambleeder

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

@josecanas20 Ok but what if the real dog really talks, too?

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@jimmycthatsme @hulu Good luck champion!

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“MR. CROCUTA” A.K.A. The Hyena
Nightmare Classification: DISGRACE
Subclassification: PUBLIC RIDICULE
Extracted Threat Level (Physical): 5/10
Extracted Threat Level (Mental): 10/10
#Dreambleeder

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@NinjaPleaseDJ Huge!

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Wait, wasn't this guy on Newhart?