Alex

he/him

[Ramz @ramonerochester]

Capri-sun is actually a great drink but it just goes too quick

[Iwan Jones @iwanjones21]

No better feeling than being the one closest to the button on a packed train coming into a station. Do i delay slightly to assert dominance or flex my impeccable reaction times. Either way the power is immense.

[Alex @alexthoms0n]

@Richard_MarLee They did surgery on a vape(r)

[Alex @alexthoms0n]

@lenadolll

[Alex @alexthoms0n]

@Richard_MarLee So close!

[Alex @alexthoms0n]

@Richard_MarLee Chilli

[Alex @alexthoms0n]

I know all

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot LA091922

[toyotathombudsman @thomcrowley]

DON DRAPER: These Simpsons, they’re yellow?

ROGER STERLING: As the day is long.

DON: And the boy?

ROGER: Bart, lotta triangles on his head. (puts out cigarette) Sister, too.

[Charles Hymas @charleshymas]

People who vilify Britain will be treated as extremists and referred to the Government’s deradicalisation Prevent programme under plans by Rishi Sunak. https://t.co/ukgih4RgeU

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Nadine Dorries tells the world that the donors own the Conservative Party.

[Mike Jones @technopopulist]

The situation for the Conservative Party is worse than you think. The difficulty lies, however, in explaining how serious it is without falling into the language of hyperbole. So, I shall simply list some developments as dispassionately as I can.

🧵

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

I was an editor on the Kardashian apps in 2015 in LA, worked days nights & weekends, could only afford groceries from the 99 Cents Only Store, called out “sick” more than once bc I couldn’t put gas in my car to get to the office, & was reprimanded for freelancing on the side ❤️

[Alex @alexthoms0n]

@DebbieAlAmiley1 #bekind

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Fossil Fuel companies are sitting on 13.9 million acres of our federal land they aren't even using—and they want even more.

If each acre were a grain of rice, that would be 479 pounds. I demonstrated at a hearing with Big Oil ⬇️

[nina @ninaa_ess]

I wanted to do this privately so I dmed @RevolutionBars 5 hours ago asking how to make a complaint but no one replied.
On Friday, my Caucasian friend was let into your bar in Leeds, but I was refused. (1)

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

I don’t think we’re nearly angry enough about rich people burning down our planet irreversibly so they can get a little richer

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Stop asking how we’re going to pay for it and start asking how we can afford not to.