Alfred Mutua

**FAKE** Jovernor of Machakos. This is a PARODY. NOT the real Alfred Mutua

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Game ya Harambee Stars ni saa nagapi?

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Aide De Camp ni muhimu - my trousers might fall

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

This revolving door won't close!!!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Haiya! Kumbe Oliver Twist ni kitanbu, na sio Ngoma?

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Cabinet secretaries will be expected to type at least 40 words per minute

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Slide to unlock. Because the moonwalk doesn't work!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Just realized I've spent all day with my trousers on inside out!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Huyu Jesse Jackson aliimba?

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Will be a the swearing ceremony tomorrow, swearing with other Kenyans \o/

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

I will be leading residents from Machakos singing Chrismas Carols in my office later today

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Wishing Kenyans a Happy Easter and a prosperous new year

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Polling stations zinafungua saa ngapi? #GotToVote

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Merry Christmas!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Wishing you a prospe - prespo - prospo ---

Happy New Year!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Apologies for mixing up my holidays. What I meant to say was

HAPPY DIWALI!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Happy Easter!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Mtu huregister kuvote wapi?

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One week swimming in Malindi. Not seen the Prince Of Wales once!

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Huyu Eric Abadu anakuja kesho ni wa Jamaica?

[Alfred Mutua @alfredmutua]

Asking Paul Tergat to be my running mate

#TeamMachakos