Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina

sometimes it turns out the pessimists were just better at predicting the future, welcome fellow realists.

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Or how about .... have you tried turning the government off and on?

These jokes inspired by seeing Elon in a tech support shirt

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Elon Musk in government taking "reboot and it's fixed" to its unnatural conclusion

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Cuuuuute times

[Rina Mood @GlassGxrl]

What I did last weekend 🧼🫧 Join me next time? 😘

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

@KatieDayXo Yeah you fucking are ;)

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Has anyone else watched antiques roadshow and thought to themselves... "some of the fancy stuff I love is cheap as chips?" Also... "I'm so lucky that other people don't have my taste."

More of a sentiment than an exact wording question

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Primary marketing strategy is *drumroll* suspending disbelief

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

I think it might be time to take a second to review what has been happening in the crochet community while we were sleeping on it.

[The Cuddle Connoisseur | YYJ @datetaylorlove]

Just a reminder. I am not money hungry. I will make less money to make sure I am doing exactly what I want any day of the week. True happiness does not come from the constant acquisition of wealth. If I am seeing you it is because I genuinely want to 💕

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

I really don't believe violence is ever a solution but, I feel this is better news than hearing he is out on parole, ever.
https://t.co/AqvKSqQfSd

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Oh this probably will cause me more trouble than is reasonable but I had to share
https://t.co/WSYroEEyaB

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

@Im_MistressMoon I was so confused I thought your engagement (to be wed) was somehow changing your work process? I caught up. We've never interacted I just follow you and you showed up for me on my feed

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

about the thing you were dealing with last week that no one else knows about and ask if you want to get a drink or go have ice cream over the ordeal.
I will also consistently forget names and repeatedly confirm birthday dates even if I love you more than life itself.

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

I know it can be really intimidating to some people but when we are really close I'll be mad about the person that cut you off in the parking lot when you tell me, I'll be crying at the sad part in the movie while you laugh at how many feelings I have, and I'll give you a call

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

@GentlemanAdven1 @Mszara_louise Lol I'm not sure I've ever heard of someone doing that. I am fairly sure they won't have any new material to surprise me with but I have been wanting to see Carmen for way too long.

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

Incredibly excited to be going to Carmen! Finally pulling one of my fancy dresses out of the closet.

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

@Mszara_louise https://t.co/AsigI29rZt

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

@alicelovescode @Aella_Girl I've totally got the same situation. I was told it was because I took fluoride in pill form when I was a child for a couple of years? I did not know about special mouth bacteria.

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

@ThomasHobbs7799 To me it screams fantastic penmanship and well polished shoes.

[Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina @AlixUndefeated]

It has been a minute since I had heard a really Alfred Hitchcockesque (which I have just learned would be better described as transatlantic) accent. So, to the person who just called me looking for Hayden.. your elocution is spectacular and it made me smile. Thanks!