AllthingsWOMAN!

I just love love love love LOVE being a girl.
Happy forever with my Zeus 💛
Men are the worst (except for Zeus 💛)

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Take THAT Lamia! I hope you have fun sleeping tonight. :))

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Zeus is so sleepy today. I wonder why hehehe @aphrodite @hypnos ;))

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I know I get a little jealous every now and then, but it's completely justified you guys! I am more than enough woman for Zeus, but he's still out there cheating on me as if I'm oblivious to it. #notrust #strongwoman #dontneednoman #butistillloveyouZeus💛

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I see you with that cow of a woman Zeus! You're not allowed to see Io ever again!

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Eileithyia, thank you for your help with keeping Letos on labor. I'm sorry it was for nothing, but at least I got this absolutely beautiful necklace out of it 💛😍

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Listen everyone, I do not like Heracles. I'll admit it, but these accusations are horrifying. People are saying I ordered my own daughter to tie Alcmene's legs together to keep from Heracles' birth. Others say that I put two snakes in his crib to kill him. This is appalling :(

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I know what you're doing down there on Earth @zeus When you come back, you better be prepared for one of those tantrums you are SO scared of. #notrust #tantrum #smh

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Girls, don't listen to what people say about me and Zeusy. I love him, and he didn't turn himself into a bird and back all to make me marry him. Can't trust anyone these days #smh #ilovezeus