Dan P

Work in IT & have 2 rapidly growing boys. Mad whippet and Koi owner. Weber BBQ fan.

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

Happy to have slightly cooler weather but not a huge fan of rain. Lucky to have a snazzy raincoat #whippet #dogsoftwitter #DogsOnTwitter

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@virginmedia how the hell can I pay off a handset loan with virgin media? Your site and app just sends me to o2 and the loan is with virgin. My bills section doesn't even show the loan and I want to pay it off. The 'helpline' just cuts me off and it's getting rather frustrating!

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@RAC_Care Nope. Apparently the engineer arrived at the school. Phoned my wife who was teaching. Then left and closed the call without even thinking to ask at reception...

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@TheRAC_UK Glad we bothered to book a battery swap with you guys from 10-2 today. You didn't even turn up after your message to say you would be there in 20 mins (at 10:35) - useless!

[Lauren @Laurenturnerrr_]

Me today: ‘ooo yay, a ‘tax cut’’. Checks emails 2 mins later…. This government really is a pile of wank. #AutumnStatement

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@waitrose have you stopped the vouchers then? Mine been like this 2 weeks now :( uninstall and reinstall of the app didn't help either

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@Phil_Sledge

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@Phil_Sledge

[Polehampton C of E Schools @Polehampton]

Spotted in Tesco Express, Woodley 😊

[Joel Ashton 🍃🌳🍃 @_JoelAshton]

Ok, this is beyond a joke now!! 😡 @NationalHways, PLEASE tell me why your contractors are out mowing down approx. 20 MILES (no joke!) of #wildflowers in the form of Oxeye Daisies, Sainfoin, Red Clover and MANY more, on the side of a straight section of the A1M??
Let’s say this was 5m wide (much wider in places), that’s approx. 160,000sqm (16 hectares or 39.5 acres!) of #wildflowermeadow you’ve single-handedly wiped out overnight!

No sight restrictions, no safety concerns.

Please have the decency to respond. So much for a #NoMowSummer.

Photo taken by a passenger.

[Victoria Porter @victoriasporter]

@AllotmentFresh @SweetCabinUK @SweetCabinUK as you keep ignoring my emails and tweets despite me ordering from you in the past, I've now raised it with my bank for a refund.

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@victoriasporter @SweetCabinUK Over 2 weeks now and a rather sad son still waiting for his sweets. @SweetCabinUK please sort this out ASAP

[Victoria Porter @victoriasporter]

@SweetCabinUK hi, have sent several emails, have tweeted and had no replies. My son ordered ages ago, the shipping says stuck at delivery place. We just want a refund. Ordered from you before with no issues. Feeling sad and ignored :( please help

[by Bike & Boat @BikeAndBoatUK]

Our 12 year old unschooled son, Bob, has decided that he wants to be a photographer 📸

This is a shot he took yesterday as me and his sister took Bluebell, our home, through Kidderminster Lock.

Please ❤️ and RT and send Bob some nourishing feedback 🙏

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@chaoticcatpics @victoriasporter

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@AskNationwide - Just had a text to call 0800 545 3004 about a (years ago) PPI claim that you rejected at the time. Is this a scam ? Online search has both positive and negative feedback. Presume you will send a letter if you want to contact me ? Thanks

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Ainsley Harriot should be Prime Minister. The country would still be fucked, but in a more cheery, optimistic way.

[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@victoriasporter 🙄❤️

[dylan/sam @__dylannn_]

I've always felt quite safe walking the dogs on my own at night; they're big enough that most people would think twice about upsetting them, until I realised that one looks like a little old man in a dressing gown and the other is wearing a bobble hat. Not threatening at all.

[Marcus Bawdon @devonwoodsmoke]

This is pretty exciting....so much goes into writing a book..when you finally get your hands on a hard copy, it's such a buzz...BBQ for All out March 14th
@RylandPeters thank you for all your hard work to bring this about

Pre order https://t.co/OkuerOEy7u

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[Dan P @AllotmentFresh]

@Grasshopper2049 @victoriasporter 🤣