al pal🦡

I’m mediocre

[Zachary Ibarra @zachary_ibarra]

Everyone has a lot to say about American cheese until it's time to eat an egg McMuffin

[Bri Lewerke @brilewerke]

The Super Bowl really had a Nike commercial dedicated entirely to WOMEN’S SPORTS, y’all.

We prayed for times like this 🥲

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

So grateful neither of my grandparents ever ran for president

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

used chat gpt to end things with someone - I love technology

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

I’m about to have a meltdown because I’m craving frozen yogurt and am realizing they don’t really have that here in DC

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

Damn having quality time as top love language has really been screwing with me recently

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

I’ve been having the most vivid and insane dream between 6am-8:30am someone help

[trash jones @jzux]

there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

Who tf let me text my crush happy valentines day

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

Told my parents I think I have ADHD and my dad responded with “no I think you’re just depressed” lolllllll

[Zachary Ibarra @zachary_ibarra]

One thing about me is I’m going to yap after sacrament meeting and completely miss Sunday school

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow today, which means he’s now predicting an early spring.

[Zachary Ibarra @zachary_ibarra]

Me gassing up my girlfriends at church: having a crush is not illegal !!!

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

@zachary_ibarra @gabbyheroux

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

I’m bored I need a winter fling

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

forever grateful I don’t have to go back to my hometown for holidays anymore ♡

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

taylor lautner you stay away from that baby

[al pal🦡 @allybadger]

Must be so sad to have funny kids and then become empty nesters