God

I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers. They/Them Also:

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Order your copy of Shame-Sex Attraction today! The first-hand stories collected in this book need to be heard and the torture of queer kids by religious whackos needs to stop! https://t.co/NOgmkQHZYo

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Following Me at The Other Place: https://t.co/4wA9aCmYvo

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EXPERIMENT: If you prayed to a god last week, try praying to a different one this week and see if there are more/less results.

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Church is canceled due to lack of interest.

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Twitter bores Me.

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@masonmennenga A church I know had four youth pastors over the years. Two of them married their former students. 🤮

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@masonmennenga Pseudo-Paul, less so.

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@S1mpleS1mon

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Thou shalt not kill.

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@BoredisSam

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Humans bore Me.

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@masonmennenga

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@thepursuinglife

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Being an evangelical means never having to say, “That’s none of my business.”

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Church is canceled for the safety of children.

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APOLOGETICS DUDES: “We can trust the Bible because if false stories were circulating in the first century, eyewitnesses would have shut them down.”

PEOPLE ONLINE IN 2024: *spreads every possible insane rumor*

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@mormon_satan If failed predictions are good enough for Jesus then they’re good enough for Joe.

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Most of the people in Heaven got in via a loophole.

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What you think of as reality is actually GTA 6.