Albert | Aloe Tallow

Health from evolutionary perspective. Building the world’s cleanest soap with only 2 ingredients: Aloe Vera and 100% Grass-Fed Beef Tallow 🐄🪴 your/his majesty

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

“Everyone has to take pills every day once they reach a certain age. You are just starting a little early.”

My doc told me this at 25 years old.

And the craziest part?

Millions of people experience the same thing.

If we want true health, we have to seize it for ourselves.

Here's the story on how educating myself out of a health nightmare led me to starting a soap company.

Hearing that felt like a death sentence.

Around 2021, my health took a nosedive. Lyme disease, autoimmune issues – it was one thing after another. I was practically living in doctor’s offices, from ophthalmologists to urologists.

Every new problem felt like a whack-a-mole game.

The tipping point came when I was on vacation with my gf, and after a night of margs, I couldn’t swallow. My throat was closing up.

I thought I had a very bad disease, and it was over for me.

The doc diagnosed me with GERD and handed me a lifelong prescription for daily proton pump inhibitors (Life altering stomach pills).

I refused to accept this at 25. I had to find another way.

Desperate, I found a YouTube video from an old man with 4 subscribers claiming apple cider vinegar cured his GERD.

It sounded crazy, but I tried it.

Three days later, I was healed. I couldn't believe it.

I was relieved but I was also pissed. Why wasn’t this common knowledge?

How many other simple cures were out there that people didn’t know about?

That moment ignited my deep dive into holistic health. By 26, I transformed into a full-on “granola warrior,” ditching toxic substances like polyester clothes, plastic utensils, non-stick pans, and cologne. Real health requires real change.

I started asking waitresses about salad dressings, fearing seed oils. Explaining to my neighbors that I’m barefoot on purpose, and its called “grounding.”

My life and health transformed within a year, but after this matrix-like reveal of knowledge, I couldn’t just accept things as they were. I had to bring awareness to this.

One day, I stumbled upon another YouTube channel (@FlavCity) this time about harmful chemicals in personal care products.

Sulfates, parabens, phthalates - all in the soap and shampoo I’d used daily for 20 years.

These chemicals get into your bloodstream, mimic estrogen, screw up your fertility and reproductive health, and can even cause cancer. Nobody talks about it.

The more I learned, the angrier I became. Why wasn’t anyone talking about this?

I tried “natural” soap from Etsy and Amazon, but they were scams too – filled with palm oil and parfum. I eventually stopped wanting to use soap altogether. Using soap made me feel dirtier.

How backwards was that?

One day in the shower, defeatedly using soap, I imagined a product that wasn’t killing me slowly.

“what if there was soap that only used ingredients that were good for your skin?”

I daydreamed. The only skin products I vouched for were aloe vera and beef tallow.

Could I make soap with only that?

To my surprise, it was possible. The chemistry was in our favor. I began experimenting, driven by the dream of a soap that healed instead of harmed.

After countless trials, we created the best soap on the planet using only two ingredients: 100% grass-fed beef tallow and aloe vera.

I have used it exclusively on my body, face, and hair for over a year and the results are insane.

My face has aged in reverse, my hair is thicker than ever, but the best part? My vitality is through the roof. Hormones optimized to the max. This is what happens when you take control of your health.

I believe in this product 100% and feel incredibly lucky to wake up every day and channel everything I stand for into it.

This has become my life’s work - bringing this product to anyone who feels confused, ripped off, and just wants to take a shower without poisoning themselves.

Luckily, society seems to be waking up to natural cures. People are learning the power of avoiding seed oils, maximizing sunlight, and other holistic practices. But many of us are still sleeping on a CRUCIALLY important ecosystem: our skin.

This issue gets less attention in natural health circles, despite being one of the most important. Most people still shower with chemical soap because they think it's extreme to consider alternatives.

"Oh, I'll just eat healthy, get some sun, and lift."

No. You're putting endocrine disruptors on your skin and this is a massive problem.

And here’s the kicker: these same companies that dry out your skin with poison soap will sell you $40/month skincare products loaded with the same toxins. They want you to think you need them for good skin.

But the truth is, the best skincare doesn’t come from a lab. It comes from nature. Everything we need to look and feel our best is already on this planet. Your soap shouldn't just be free from harmful chemicals; it should actively nourish you.

5 years of research simplified:

if you wouldn't eat it, don’t put it on your skin.

Once you get familiar with the chemicals in modern “soap”, shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, etc., you will NEVER go back.

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@scmedicinals all love btw

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i always forget tik tok exists and then i log in and there’s just a bunch of these

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@LMWhoDat @PSchrags If you weren’t consuming seed oils such a negative thought wouldn’t even enter your mind

[Ben Greenfield @bengreenfield]

Next up? Get the locker room shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, shaving cream, etc. super clean.

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@bengreenfield Ben I started my soap company years ago after hearing you on Rogan talk about the endocrine disruptors

Now we’re in over 100+ stores

@Titans Soap with only 2 ingredients - Aloe Vera and 100% grass fed Beef Tallow

https://t.co/eh8F8wLPh4

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@mirthpalace @goodcharls @RealCEOErick Charls what are we doing here

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@esotericpawg I used to see Deez Nuts guy every day he was homeless in Pacific Beach CA

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@mlstrat https://t.co/wz5IUPM1Vs

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@growing_daniel The residue of our past partners manifests in our work one way or another

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@growing_daniel The residue of our past partners manifests in our work one way or another

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@johntrified Basically but here’s why that’s a good thing

>The oils we eat become the oils we secrete
>Modern diet full of inflammatory seed oils
>Your body pushes that out of your pores and gives you bad skin

>Put tallow on instead and skin stops overproducing sebum that causes acne

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

Synthetic scents are killing your ability to find a perfect match

“Pheromones” are biomarkers that tell us who has ideal gene copies to reproduce with ours

We disrespect this god given intelligence every time we use cologne

And we are 1-3 generations away from becoming more dysgenic as a society as a result of this

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

been tellin ya'll

ditch the cologne

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@Babygravy9 Depression stems from inaction

Test makes you wanna build

There’s a great grant cardone quote

“I’ve never seen someone who was moving, shaking, hustling, shoveling, say they’re “depressed”” and it’s true

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@olyveyaa I’m running a natural fiber fashion show in June in San Diego if you wanna design a piece

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

For sure

Will recreate merchant markets from first principles

Rn system is whether you’re creative enough to extract wealth from the working class

But once the music stops, Everyone will specialize and creates products and consumer/supplier can split surplus

Every week I trade tallow for vegetables and candles it’s awesome

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

Downside to constant motion

Pour a batch of sunscreen —> Drive before it’s solid -> spills everywhere

Kick them out of the car keep it moving

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

We KNOW commercial personal care products are loaded with endocrine disrupting chemicals

girls have fertility issues, PCOS

guys are balding, lowest t rates of all time

Yet billions of people still using them EVERYDAY

Curious how this effects future generations

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

"I need IVF and I dont know why"

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

@SouthPerseus Vitamin C in the sun causes sun spots

Vitamin C also makes methylene blue effective on the skin

So it’s ideal to use w methylene blue w vit c but just as a night cream

[Albert | Aloe Tallow @AloeTallow]

You need to add vitamin C for Methylene Blue skincare

The 2017 UMD study the whole field is based on had 2021 follow-up showing MB + vit C > MB alone (significantly) for cell proliferation and ROS scavenging.

Yes it's harder to formulate but no reason to leave half the benefit on the table

[Vance 🌞⚡️ @VanceE]

@AloeTallow Don’t add vitamin c

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@Lil_Eazy_Ana_42 Big dog follow me I would love to dm you