lyss

washington state - she/her

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

shout out to the women in the hot dog eating contest who ate 2 dogs in 5 minutes… no competitive streak no urgency just taking the stage for a light lunch

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Republicans: Soft on Russia. Tough on diabetics.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Alpha Tau Omega CEO Wynn Smiley said Sam Martinez wasn’t pressured into drinking the night he died.

“The pledges can stand up and say no,” Smiley claimed.

…

“Come on... they wouldn't get into the fraternity,” Anderson Cooper responded. https://t.co/gE6GQOthOm

[lyss @alyssanjohnson]

@_alliesan just learning important life skills at pals 🥰

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

Me begging people to take pictures of me only for me to turn around and pose like this

[lyss @alyssanjohnson]

@mizzmizeryy omg this girl on halloween was wearing a let’s go brandon shirt and i asked her who’s brandon???

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

idk if i’m stable enough to hear exile by bon iver and taylor swift wow

[NPR @NPR]

Hospitals in Oregon are overflowing with COVID-19 patients, causing delays on open heart surgeries and cancer treatments. Right now, the vast majority of COVID patients in the state are unvaccinated — about five times as many as those who got the vaccine. https://t.co/LDff0WpT8E

[James @CaucasianJames]

for all that were wondering

[NPR @NPR]

A man who suffered a cardiac emergency died after being turned away from 43 ICUs in 3 states — all at capacity from COVID.

His obit includes this plea: "In honor of Ray, please get vaccinated if you have not, in an effort to free up resources for non COVID related emergencies."

[NPR @NPR]

In a final video posted from her hospital bed, Megan Alexandra Blankenbiller pleaded with her TikTok followers not to wait to get a COVID vaccine — a decision she said she came to regret.

She died 9 days later at the age of 31.
https://t.co/9QDxTTTIXr

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

There is no baby on board. Feel free to crash into this car 👍