amanda

28 | disgruntled sports fan | no matter why you follow me, there will always be tweets you didn't sign up for | she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[amanda @amandabeth_97]

gonna be honest I get django unchained and rango mixed up sometimes. i’ve never seen either but I know that one is about a chameleon and i’m 99% sure it’s rango

[ky³ @cowboykyla]

finned up #texashockey

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

katie zacharia press secretary tenure

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment

[sandy @satosgs]

the concept of jack eichel being cast in anything besides a reboot of home alone as one of the burglars

[feef✨ MCM London B-18 @feefal_]

must feel fantastic to be a ceramic cup dipped in glaze… but the looming threat of exploding in the kiln would stress me out a bit, ngl

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[WORLD SERIES LIZ 💥 @lizaboth]

You could be suffering through your football team losing to the Cleveland Browns and here comes Liberty Biberty to make you wanna blow your shit smoov off

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

He looks like if matt damon was portraying brian daboll

[r @tennisbish]

How your email finds me

[Beth @DanUgglaInUggs]

get me on that fucking Peeps Zamboni

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

friday night we're getting gay as hell off that lettuce

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was born in the right generation i love trying fuck-ass potato chip flavors

[RiRi @Deathbyath]

Zohran Mamdani, Dan Howell and Percy Jackson are currently the same age.

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

I had less peer pressure to try drugs than I do with AI 😒

[alex @rslashchips]

The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Great teamwork 🤝