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I'm attending - Sequences Festival 2017 - Sat 29 Jul via Ticket Arena https://t.co/DanexlwRU1

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If we had to pay for our electricity I wouldn't have house parties

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Having spoilers tourettes would be the worst. "DARYL DIES" etc..

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If V necks are called V necks then why aren't crew necks not called U necks?

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Why are penis' never measured in centimetres?

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If I don't get tickets to see @flumemusic in Manch or London I'm legit going to Paris or Munich for him

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Mediocre Life Hacks - When hoovering, do it barefoot so you know if you've hoovered everything up #MediocreLifeHacks

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Just walked past a house and they were watching unfriended...the temptation to whack their window was so strong.

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I've just had a flash back to when I saved someone frome having an asthma attack at outlook with my magic inhaler

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Mum says I "watch programs that unemployed people watch" i.e The Chase & catchphrase..yet she's watching shows about people on the dole.kden

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@KayshaMilan congrats on no longer being a bum 🎉

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Why is a necklace called a necklace when not all necklaces are made with lace?

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@KayshaMilan @elishar123 burnt is my second favourite flavour of candle

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@KayshaMilan fucking swamp invaders

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@KayshaMilan it is I, you can be Dr. Watson

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@KayshaMilan I think he has other motives

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@KayshaMilan in that case I don't understand why he went...

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@KayshaMilan did he tell her "don't get too close" though?🤔

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@KayshaMilan @garrison I'll have you know Reo never misses a jump