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http://t.co/uTRKdLDLOI Morpheus, what happens if I take both pills? I'll pay you for them.

[aminah @aminah]

http://t.co/DQSFXnFiqZ Leave it to the military to take a fun activity like a clusterfuck and put a negative spin on it.

[aminah @aminah]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/xmvWRpGf21

[aminah @aminah]

http://t.co/nPVZO7SeUm It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[aminah @aminah]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/liHmGdJaLO

[aminah @aminah]

http://t.co/oY6KBD0WfO Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[aminah @aminah]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/3xdbcGwg1Y

[aminah @aminah]

http://t.co/mXc02M3v Nothing says "I'm single" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can.

[aminah @aminah]

http://t.co/zz942vvz The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists.

[aminah @aminah]

I have absolutely no idea what the phrase "saving room for dessert" means. http://t.co/R8IV6Xon

[aminah @aminah]

Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck. http://t.co/R8IV6Xon

[aminah @aminah]

I'm Sending You Something New , I Just Joined, Not Sure If You'll Like It !!!!