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It should piss you off that Mitch McConnell was MIA for more than three months, collecting a paycheck the entire time, while millions of Americans are denied paid leave and medical care.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Just cats? Read on · Shou Xin

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Pass the toast. #Breakfast #AmnerisMonster

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Are lobotomies covered by insurance? Just want to know my options.

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@thefloorsonfire

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@thefloorsonfire Mon trec en plumes 😍

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@thefloorsonfire 🥸

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@thefloorsonfire

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@thefloorsonfire Welp, I’m out. 🥲 Catch me next week on Jeopardy. 🥸

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@thefloorsonfire S? 🤔

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@thefloorsonfire 🙁

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@thefloorsonfire Macadamia nuts are pretty good. I also like a good pistachio.

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@Wendys @PopCrave Always fresh, never frozen… but you’re as cold as ice Wendy.

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@quinnproquo Follow your heart.

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@swissarmydick Woah, are you ok? 🙁