𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

"𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘯! 𝘐’𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘠𝘰𝘶..."

⋆ 𝗔𝗻𝘆 𝗥𝗣

⋆ 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗻𝗰𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗻 / 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗱𝘂𝗿'𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝟯

⋆ 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁

⤸ ? ♡ ?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@OFHERCURIOSITY ☆| He is, he's a complete sweetheart. I love him.

[— 𝗟𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱𝘆 @OfCondorOne]

https://t.co/KCNopBsVC3

@AncuninSpawn : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Me and @ShadedZeno : Yes

[𝑫𝒓. 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝑾𝒆𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒓 @7MinutesSpared]

☆| Bookmarking everything on here @AncuninSpawn and @SavedByWesker for tomorrow. I'm too tired to focus now.

<3

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ConnorDPD_ Astarion listened to what Connor was saying with curiosity. He reached forward and began to press further onto his LED. He was intrigued by what Connor was.

"Fascinating. Truly remarkable. Whoever created you truly outdid themselves."

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

I find that taking the shirt off completely works better.

[Connor/Parody @ConnorDPD_]

Here’s a #seductivesunday
However, with clothes on.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ShadedZeno @OfCondorOne Astarion feels like he has won this war.

[Parody || Z. @ShadedZeno]

@AncuninSpawn @OfCondorOne

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@OfCondorOne Oh, are you offering me your neck, darling?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ShadedZeno @ConnorDPD_ @OfMagicOrbs I know, know everyone. I'm beautiful, aren't I? Gale once said that the gods went all out when creating me.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@OfCondorOne It's always about you, isn't it?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@EldestRedfield Astarion narrowed his eyes, not taking kindly to the threat.

"What a lovely neck you have. Perhaps I'll rip out your throat."

[— 𝗟𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱𝘆 @OfCondorOne]

Why am I part of this conversation??

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ShadedZeno @OfCondorOne "I have seven thousand spawn in Salazars basement who would take my side."

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@DeadDoNot ☆| I'm living for it though 😂

[(Parody) Luccia @DeadDoNot]

/These 2 high on mushrooms is such a terrible idea 😂🤣

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ConnorDPD_ "Well! A machine that enforces the law? A guard... now that is fascinating. You have extraordinary intelligence for a machine. Most I have met in Baldurs' gate are dumber than Kobolds." Astarion states, tilting his head in fascination. "You could pass for being a human."

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@DeadDoNot Well, Astarion was not one to pass up a good time and he had eaten his fair share of strange things. It wasn't going to put him off in the slightest.

"Welcome to my world, my sweet. Manipulating unsuspecting people is practically my foreplay." Astarion mused.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ShadedZeno @ConnorDPD_ @OfMagicOrbs Happy now?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒇 @AncuninSpawn]

@ShadedZeno @ConnorDPD_ @OfMagicOrbs Oh no.

Why is everyone paying me?