Andy Allen

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

I think "Cover Band Idol" will become a thing soon. Just people dressing up and singing songs by a particular band.

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

@RichEisenShow I think Angel Hernandez is an agent for the MLB to help move along the introduction of robotic strike calling. We are all so disgusted by his absurd missed calls, even the "purists" will welcome the change.

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

Is it worse to be left off the list, @DavidSpade or have your name butchered, @danacarvey?

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

@normmacdonald Don Olmeyer. (Didn't spell check that)

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

@halrudnick The end is near

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

@ThatKevinSmith just watched your movie fight. The twins in The Shining scared me stiff. Literally, I froze up. Never happened since.

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

@halrudnick Zeppelin sounds the coolest. Everyone says Blimp.
The "Goodyear zeppelin"?
Nope.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You mean that big story from the failing, liberal, one-sided @nytimes? I think it is disgusting.

[Seth Petruzelli @silverbackseth]

Cool sparring match . #MayweathervMcgregor #MayweatherVsMcGregor #MayweatherMcGregor

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Good Friday Staff Picks

For Christians - Passion of the Christ
For Others - Swimfan

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Don't buy any lemonade from the kids out front. Tastes like a diabetic's piss.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Hey teens, just an annual reminder that Easter Eggs are for celebrating our savior's resurrection, not defacing our windows.

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

This is my favorite Charlie Murphy Story #RIPCharlieMurphy

[Bad Luck Bootsy @ReallyBLBootsy]

I've always said it: ketchup is the most pompous of the condiments. Ever hear of modesty??

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

The night I was fired from SNL they had a dinner. Only one person stood up for me, doesn't know I know. I know. I love you, Molly Shannon.

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

Holy moly! Tie game!

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

When your dog gets old should you feed him healthy food to selfishly keep him alive or just finally give him bacon because he deserves it?

[AJ in Evolution (in the trenches of life) @AJinEvolution]

Oh damn.....Game over man!!
R.I.P. Bill Paxton :(

[Bad Luck Bootsy @ReallyBLBootsy]

If you see a drunk woman in her 40s hanging out alone near the karaoke stage, there's a 100% chance that she's gonna sing "Me & Bobby McGee"

[Andy Allen @andolfthegray]

Congrats to Clemson.
They played a heck of a game.
See you next year.