Andrés Manuel Morales

suck a dick dumbshits

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

This comeback is personal, it’s an apology to myself.

[Flopi @maflorencia_a]

Tranquilamente podría catalogar a este como el peor año de toda mi vida pero si no me equivoco creo que dije lo mismo del anterior

[Bicho 🐛🦗 @g4yturtl3]

Le conté a mi mamá que estoy triste

[GullitDelBulla @GullitDelBulla]

The Notebook es la peor película que vi en mi vida, la mina es infiel a su pololo de 7 años unos días antes de casarse, que estupidez de película culiá, nunca había visto un argumento tan malo ctm, váyanse a la mierda todos loco

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

ndea

[Gianluca Alberti The OC. @GianlucaAL27]

“¿Nos vemos?” Flaca me ghosteaste 3 meses, estás borracha y son las 4 am… en 10 estoy.

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

sobran las candidatas, hoy quiero una española y una croata

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

Me llene de Pelusa ahora me dicen Caligari

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

@charotalerosa Viste? Le pregunto "cuál estás viendo?". "no sé" responde

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:

[D @Durden]

Está tan gentrificado Orinoco que ya hasta tiene Karens.

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @desquiced]

lamento informarte de que si realmente le gustaras te invitaría a su cumpleaños

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

No te debí besar

[🇦🇷Maury/Tatin🇸🇪 @mauu_ceb]

Subí una historia y no me la likeo nadie

[gppy @keroysusvoces2]

Faltar a la uni es como tener sexo sin condón, a veces te rayas por algún susto pero al final no es nada

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

Se hizo vegano cuando firmo su contrato con greenpeaceeee

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

Que jugador Diomande diosmio

[Andrés Manuel Morales @andresmoralesmm]

El club mas grande en la historia de cualquier deporte, señorío.

Esto es el Real Madrid

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Bacary Sagna: "I broke my fibula against Tottenham, in 2011.

I was playing my best football, but unfortunately, I suffered that bad injury.

One day, right after that happened, I arrived at the training ground, and the receptionist was all flustered. She was looking left and right, all agitated, and whispering to me "Come here, come with me, please."

I was on crutches and everything, I had just arrived, so I was confused, what did she want?

She closed the door, and she handed me a letter.

I open it, and the letter is from REAL MADRID.

I looked at it. It said something like, “Dear Bacary, we are saddened to hear about your injury, and we wish you a speedy recovery,” and all that, signed by Emilio Butragueño.

You have NO IDEA how much that letter meant to me, and how it really moved me. It made me SO happy. It gave me a massive boost when I was feeling down because of the injury.

It motivated me SO MUCH.

I told myself: "Oh my God, that's Real Madrid."

I still have that letter to this day. It’s not going anywhere. That's how special that letter is to me.

I told myself: "Wow, this means Real Madrid know me, they've been monitoring me."

And I have no regrets in my career, I played for Arsenal, and I love Arsenal, but that's Real Madrid.

For them, it’s just a small gesture. But the impact it has on you, and the respect you feel towards them after that, is multiplied by 10 because of it.

It really made me want to come back on the pitch, and I did come back, actually. Then I broke my fibula again, and I came back once more.

It’s a small gesture that perhaps changed my outlook on things and gave me much more confidence."

[MrSambo92 @Mrsambo92]

El mejor club de la historia del deporte.

[Gato 🐐 @GatoPipipipipi3]

*Agente del Mossad*

Como me lo imaginaba / Como realmente es