Andrew Lawrence

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[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Tour dates now on sale- ROTHERHAM, GOSPORT, BIRMINGHAM, HASTINGS, SOUTHAMPTON, LONDON, NEWCASTLE, tickets here: https://t.co/axhd0j5URX

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DUDLEY, with Dominic Frisby, 14th October: https://t.co/9vh5pP2b38

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A message for Dudley...

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Everything we've heard about the RAF Fairford incident from our government and legacy media seems to be a load of bollocks. They lie openly, because nobody expects anything better of them anymore. Telling the truth has become the preserve of idiots. The entire world in now just engaged in one enormous child’s game of 'Let’s pretend'.

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NEWCASTLE, 1st October: https://t.co/dro7SdNgJi DUDLEY, with Dominic Frisby, 14th October: https://t.co/FdDPwnDeiQ GOSPORT, 23rd October: https://t.co/gbvjSKhUPQ ROTHERHAM, 15th October: https://t.co/yLMjPkFnn2 FELIXSTOWE: https://t.co/pFzcEwXkrY HASTINGS, 24th October: https://t.co/C8ftHUOaLW, 25th November: https://t.co/93jaXK02y3 STAFFORD with Leo Kearse- https://t.co/GVebThK6fq SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: https://t.co/j7uOaeKfqX *FELIXSTOWE*, LONDON, all tickets here: https://t.co/X4ZjQaECQ7 Exclusive Patreon videos: https://t.co/BaVcxQdvW4 Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Everything we've heard about the RAF Fairford incident from our government and legacy media seems to be a load of bollocks. They lie openly, because nobody expects anything better of them anymore. Telling the truth has become the preserve of idiots. The entire world in now just engaged in one enormous child’s game of 'Let’s pretend'.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

I thought diversity meant a wide variety of something, turns out it just means feral, fighting-age men from Islamic hellholes.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Surely not, she doesn't seem the type.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Yookay national innit blud? Anglo-saxon and ting.

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Of course, and what are their names- Barry, Jeff, Kevin and John?

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

NEWCASTLE, 1st October: https://t.co/dro7SdNgJi DUDLEY, with Dominic Frisby, 14th October: https://t.co/FdDPwnDeiQ GOSPORT, 23rd October: https://t.co/gbvjSKhUPQ ROTHERHAM, 15th October: https://t.co/yLMjPkFnn2 FELIXSTOWE: https://t.co/pFzcEwXkrY HASTINGS, 24th October: https://t.co/C8ftHUOaLW, 25th November: https://t.co/93jaXK02y3 STAFFORD with Leo Kearse- https://t.co/GVebThK6fq SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: https://t.co/j7uOaeKfqX *FELIXSTOWE*, LONDON, all tickets here: https://t.co/X4ZjQaECQ7 Exclusive Patreon videos: https://t.co/BaVcxQdvW4 Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.

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Islamists came for Fairford, the security services didn't have a clue, they had all the intelligence of a clump of plankton. We're a joke country now. Any budding terrorist network can see that Britain is wide open for attack- and next time we won't be so lucky.

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The autumn tour is about to begin. Come along if you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if the regime put you on some sort of database or watchlist, and use it as evidence of wrongthink at a later date before they put you in front of a firing squad. Worth the risk in my opinion.

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Let's be clear- It wasn't our security services that thwarted the terrorist bombing of RAF Fairford, they knew fuck all about it. A local farmer, on her way home from a party, saw the vans and called the police. Mass murder was averted through blind luck. We are not safe under this Labour government.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

NEWCASTLE, 1st October: https://t.co/dro7SdNgJi DUDLEY, with Dominic Frisby, 14th October: https://t.co/FdDPwnDeiQ GOSPORT, 23rd October: https://t.co/gbvjSKhUPQ ROTHERHAM, 15th October: https://t.co/yLMjPkFnn2 FELIXSTOWE: https://t.co/pFzcEwXkrY HASTINGS, 24th October: https://t.co/C8ftHUOaLW, 25th November: https://t.co/93jaXK02y3 STAFFORD with Leo Kearse- https://t.co/GVebThK6fq SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: https://t.co/j7uOaeKfqX *FELIXSTOWE*, LONDON, all tickets here: https://t.co/X4ZjQaECQ7 Exclusive Patreon videos: https://t.co/BaVcxQdvW4 Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

The autumn tour is about to begin. Come along if you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if the regime put you on some sort of database or watchlist, and use it as evidence of wrongthink at a later date before they put you in front of a firing squad. Worth the risk in my opinion.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

If we want the Middle East to stop sending us its cuntiest people, maybe we should stop sending our cuntiest people to Dubai.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

HASTINGS, 24th October: https://t.co/T9J9y0Rvf0 DUDLEY, with Dominic Frisby, 14th October: https://t.co/FdDPwnDeiQ GOSPORT, 23rd October: https://t.co/gbvjSKhUPQ NEWCASTLE, 1st October: https://t.co/dro7SdNgJi ROTHERHAM, 15th October: https://t.co/yLMjPkFnn2 LEEDS, 25th November: https://t.co/93jaXK02y3 STAFFORD with Leo Kearse- https://t.co/GVebThK6fq SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: https://t.co/j7uOaeKfqX *FELIXSTOWE*, LONDON, all tickets here: https://t.co/X4ZjQaECQ7 Exclusive Patreon videos: https://t.co/BaVcxQdvW4 Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

At a time of economic crisis- with our country being invaded every day, our public services in ruins, our benefit system ransacked- frittering our tax money away on foreign wars is a treasonous attack on British people by our own government. They should all face criminal prosecution.

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Manchester City must be relegated several divisions, and stripped of their titles, otherwise we're just teaching kids that you can get away with cheating.