Andrew Hawley

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

Overall, as much as it sucks, I just hope @RealJimmyHart and @EBischoff are doing okay.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

“Do it lady!” I fucking love you two @AustinCreedWins @TrueKofi #Chit

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

Friendly reminder that an AP guy @meijer told my wife it’d be funny if he made her go into preterm labor and the baby didn’t make it, and the gumpy fuck still has his job there.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@RealKevinNash This you?

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@Man_with_a_van I know you’re busy with the restaurant and everything else, but please help before he goes to the doctor and gets loaded with prescriptions and bullshit.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@Man_with_a_van I’m sure the balm would /help/ with heat rash, but I also read that zinc oxide helps too. Do you think the sun screen would help more? My buddy’s got a pretty severe case, and I know he’s not going to try the 50 different natural options I’ve found that MIGHT help

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@Man_with_a_van Yall heard of a refrigerator? 😂

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@AOC Is this what you said when Obama bombed Libya, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, etc?

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@SenWarren Is this what you said when Obama bombed Libya, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, etc?

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@MIAagainstFash Goats

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@brezscales Yooo hook me up with some doll hairs if you got it like that.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@101Tino0 @FearedBuck lol no you wouldn’t.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

#StandWithSchurr #GRPD

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@realKILLERkross if you don’t mind me asking, what product were you using in your hair back then?

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

I just found out the Roast of WrestleMania isn’t streaming anywhere. Right after that weak ass main event… Fuck @TripleH.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@MainEventChris_ Congrats, you know who Tony Hinchcliff is, retard.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@AraquelBloss @dmall3 @MattWalshBlog You need to get checked into a psych ward.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The first “all female space flight” was a tourist trip on a remotely piloted vessel and it lasted 11 minutes in total. Nothing was accomplished and no scientific advancements of any kind were made. This is not exactly a shining moment for feminism.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

@dom_lucre Can’t wait to vote against these retards.

[Andrew Hawley @andrewoloc]

Game selection at @meijer. Why do you corporate fucks even bother wasting the rest of our oxygen?