Andrew Urich

Corporate training facilitator, convention speaker on the topics of influence, negotiation, professional image, ethics and critical thinking.

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Contrasting Westbrook, KD can win a championship as long as the team would win the championship without him. Put Russ on that same team and they lose.

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If the Lakers win the Championship, Westbrook deserves a ring. Possibly MVP. Because if he was still a Laker they would have had no chance of winning.

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Trick question: can you name any celebrity who did not get in a Super Bowl ad this year? Answer: there’s not one. Even Sylvester Stallone is in one and he’s dead.

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Ben Stiller and Kevin Hart are the same person does anyone else see it?

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My son saw the Will Ferrell ad and asked if that’s the guy who played Willie Wonka. I said “I think so”

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Kids beating me up for suggesting Rihanna’s music is nondescript. When pressed for an alternative I suggested Chumbawamba.

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Never urge to tweet in my life until 2day. Do I understand that 2 soccer teams played 2 a tie leaving a team that wasn't playing the champs?

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Soccer always very lame. games 1 to zero, ties, secret time, calling zero "nil", penalty kicks & unmanly nature of kicking in general.

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I find everything about life to be massively entertaining-- except entertainment!

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Football = Entertainment. More we talk about the refs, the more entertainment. NFL is amused. Soap opera for boys. Erica may ref next game!

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Fashion Rule: People over 39, not immediately engaged in exercise, should never wear sneakers outside the home.

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Sitting next to 2 Puddy like peeps on the plane. Theyre not going to read a book. Will rub hairy leg on me. Long pants would be appreciated.

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LI: Aaron Rogers 10/10 minus absolute cringing State Farm dance commercial = 7/10. I hope they paid him well for the 30% reduction.

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Likeability Index: Here2-4 "LI" Boomer Berman 10/10 Bradshaw 10/10 Steve Young 0/10 Dan Marino 0/10. R we born with an LI or can we fake it?

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@andrewurich 5 minutes after I tweeted this I stumbled into women's locker room at health club-- wrong room but clearly not the smartest guy

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Free will alert: don't believe what u think. You can run all your life and not get anywhere.

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"If you're the smartest guy in the room. You're in the wrong room" Loren Michaels. So Apparently, I've never been in the wrong room.

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Tebow & Sanchez are like Sears & Kmart. Two losers who will not win by merging.

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"It's hard to make a man understand something when his livelihood depends on him not understanding it" -Upton Sinclair author of The Jungle