Andy Soul

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

@FairGoNZ 1st item ok followed by some appalling set-piece fluff

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Crikey! Watched a whole episode of @FairGoNZ for the first time in a while and OMG where's the substance? 1/2

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

I totally got your back 4 SG @Helen4SG. Any chance of a signed t-shirt so I can help spread the love?

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Things competent commentators don't say #1: "I'm no expert on the rules but..." Was that you, Andrew Mehrtens?

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Thanks for sorting out the issue @vodafoneNZ

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

@vodafoneNZ no solution huh? #unimpressed

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

@vodafoneNZ gosh that's inconvenient and oddly counterproductive-I did everything by the book and now can't carry over the combo - solution?

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

@vodafoneNZ tried all that - call center person helpfully advised that I'd been so diligent in my efforts that my card had been blacklisted🤔

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

@vodafoneNZ your website and call center has made the simple process of updating my credit card for top up impossible - brilliant work!

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Scrotoplasm: I spent yesterday yearning for yesteryear - and I was not disappointed

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Scrotologism: "All value is ultimately an estimate of pleasure and pain"

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Scrotoplasm: "last night I dreamt I forgot you mean nothing to me. I woke and remembered"

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Dream vignette: self-consciously casually dressed at a funeral with the boss

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Scrotoplasm: "You're just scratching the surface of my eye"

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

Dream vignette: taking arty photos of a backlit tennis ball in the living room of my childhood home

[Andy Soul @andysoul]

The time for scrotojo is now