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wild mustang, mom

[star anise @anisenot]

If we are not following each other & we used to, it’s not because I soft blocked you it’s because this is a whole different account & my other account is gone forever & I nabbed my previous @ so no one else could use it

I am trying to refollow people but (especially if we were previously mutuals for a long time) I feel like I am already following you & will eventually notice I’m not

Please, by all means, follow me again & I will follow you

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@cybelethebest He’s huge!

My daughter has always been huge too. They told me she was 120th percentile at one of her well baby visits

I did monthly milestone photos for her first year on the same blanket I took her brother’s & she was always double the size he had been

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@dumbbitchcap She’s so right

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But honestly hardly any of the pictures were attractive

It kept getting mad at me for not choosing any so I chose some that aren’t really attractive just to appease the machine

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Yes, yes I do

[Owl @owlshapedheart]

I didn't know what to expect but this makes sense

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@PubPlanPosting It is actually centered just the photo angle makes it look not centered

I noticed that it didn’t look centered in the photo & checked that it is actually centered on the wall

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@hyonschu I accept this 😌

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The good news is I finally figured out the perfect furnitures & I put them all together & put them where they go while everyone else was sleeping

And then I hung artwork that has been stacked in the office for 3 years

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If you ever wondered what it would feel like to love me just imagine going to IKEA & buying, assembling & then returning 3 sets of furniture all in one day & ending up with no shelf at all in the end, then going out for milkshakes afterwards

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If you ever wondered what it would feel like to love me just imagine going to IKEA & buying, assembling & then returning 3 sets of furniture all in one day & ending up with no shelf at all in the end, then going out for milkshakes afterwards

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@TGWAFace But I put it all together I just need help lifting

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If you ever wondered what it would feel like to love me just imagine going to IKEA & buying, assembling & then returning 3 sets of furniture all in one day & ending up with no shelf at all in the end, then going out for milkshakes afterwards

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@LemmyMonroe That’s a very cool memory

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🎵 YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND, YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND 🎵 😭😭😭😭😭

https://t.co/RR356VgEP0

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An anthology of short stories about my love life titled “Flat Pack Furniture”

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@kiss4bliss I can’t sleep anywhere, I hardly sleep in my own bed, but a Benadryl will knock me out for about 6hrs. I can sleep on planes with it, or even in the car

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Paralyzing fear that I’ll screw up. Immense feeling of being undeserving. Pubic bone that never sets quite right & pops when you do squat lifts or similar movements

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Postpartum-symptoms not often talked about.

I’ll go first

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J when he realizes I have decided the off white shelves aren’t gonna work

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It’s been a long day but in my defense I am trying to tie together some really disjointed furniture pieces

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I wasn’t even eating cookies & cream when I wrote this, I was just remembering it’s really good

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Cookies & cream has no business being so good

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@emmmmmilyau He’s a character

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Talking to my brother-in-law on the phone, he asks if I’m going to meet them at the carnival

I say “No I’ve got some things to do”

He says “That’s alright. You’re walking your own path. You’re blazing the Hoe Trail”