sophie a

my brain is a cyst and i am just here to drain it.

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

as an empath, i'm you

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

@MonsieurTwoAM between us girls he is like, the definition of shameless hustler and has basically just been making algo slop for like a decade

[CMYK @cmyk_games]

Sophie Abromowitz is our writing and worldbuilding lead. In addition to her comedy writing at the New Yorker, Clickhole, etc, she's the one who named all the dogs in Spots. Was she responsible for Doog? Yes. https://t.co/eVddYG5imP

[CMYK @cmyk_games]

Announcing the design and creative team for Magical Athlete!

Richard Garfield is leading the design of the new CMYK edition! He's such a passionate fan of the game, and the redesign couldn't be in better hands

Rest of the team in 🧵

[Derek Yu @mossmouth]

UFO 50 players, if you're enjoying the board gamey titles in the collection, definitely check out @perryjon's actual tabletop games, as well! They have all of his same thoughtfulness and creativity as a designer.

🔗 https://t.co/9h8T9vYW2V

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

@mossbinch i wondered about this. why are there tarps on the plane.

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

welcome back sir

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

[the simpsons voice] the suubstaance

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

if you think about it megalopolis is also about a substance

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

@badhasbara the most photographed building in chicago

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

when you pump the mrs meyer's clean day bottle and the soap comes out slow like a little tongue. that's sexuality

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

why is joker mainly apparently a guy who just kinda smoke cigarettes

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

[Dan Slamilton @Dan_Hamilton]

Imagine being Buitoni three cheese tortellini, sitting next to Buitoni four cheese ravioli. Humiliating.

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

i don't have to imagine sisyphus shit

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

mental healmth

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

@sanhinoja where we getting our belts

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

through paxlovid i have finally experienced The Flavor. i have access to The Flavor.

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

i did used to get eye fucked way more as a boy

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

who are you allowed to straight up ask “what’s wrong with my face and what do i do”

[sophie a @anndabromowitz]

how do i internalize “there is nothing wrong with my face”