@NotYourPersonalAssistant

Fluent in passive-aggressive emails, fixing what isn’t my job, and nodding while secretly judging. ☕📑

[@NotYourPersonalAssistant @anon_ea]

@ChrisDJackson Bruh - the Biden regime just pardoned rapists & murderers who, among other things, dismembered a teenage girl, murdered a grandmother and her nine-year-old granddaughter, and you're prattling on about decency and kindness? Tell that to the families, you absolute twit.

[@NotYourPersonalAssistant @anon_ea]

@CynicalPublius Don't forget to leave cigarettes, Twinkies, shoes, and a Beretta 92 in the ductwork for John McClane tonight!