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[ÀwámáridinifẹOlúwasímí Esq😚 @Awamaridiii]

When I hear people say this, I automatically assume you're a Yahoo boy/girl.

Because you can't be in the job market with us and be saying this nonsense.

[Adenike Lanlehin @omotomilola]

I just overheard my 5yr old begging her sister (9) to please let her have her apples and grapes that she took to school but didn’t eat. Her sis replied “no, I want to eat them while I’m reading my Diary of a Wimpy Kid….”

Me in the kitchen munching THEEE apples and grapes ..

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Today is day25 of the Oyo Children Kidnap. Today is day25 of the Oyo Children Kidnap. Today is day25 of the Oyo Children Kidnap.

Today is day25 of the Oyo Children Kidnap. Today is day25 of the Oyo Children Kidnap. Today is day25 of the Oyo Children Kidnap.

Pls help speak up.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Maybe I’m too woke. We need to stop associating with this scam tag. You people are laughing now owning scammers with your chest, when they deny you opportunities from stereotypes, you’ll begin to wonder why.

[Strawberry's Uncle @Lyriicalwizzy]

I will never do this again

The gossip was so tea, I didn't know when I joined them..

Na shame I take commot from there

[Halimah Ahmed @ahmedhalimah02]

Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.

I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.

That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury

Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.

I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.

We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.

[Docti-ify @fueki_lee]

This video gives me PTSD
When my son was moving like this, it was not because he was active, it was because he was struggling because my placenta had detached….

Thank God for Dr Anya, Dr Yusuf and Dr Maduakor they save my baby for me…

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

“If my babe misbehaves, I will first slap her to reset her head.”

One guy in my street actually tried this with his girlfriend he forgot she has 3 brothers, and she’s their baby sister.

They dealt with him like a thief yesterday.

[Ese thee nutritionist @itschargiee]

My boyfriend has never baked before. Sent him a list of everything I needed to bake and he came with everything correct (right brands sef) without having to call me and act dumb.

Say no to weaponized incompetence ✊🏾

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Why can’t married men leave Lagos big girls alone?.

Fixed

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

POV: You joined the Teams meeting in peace and suddenly hear "Let's quickly introduce ourselves and share two fun facts"

[Bennedict @BennieSonamzi]

She is still missing, please repost until she is found

[leti @Letangmohlala]

If you're not careful, you can end up saying dangerous words like 'I love you' to a man 😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Be a good girl and tell daddy you miss him”

I go give you dirty slap o

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Grand Regent bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

My mama say she get headache, I tell am say na the phone cause am

[SugarTalk @Suggartalk]

Only about 4 people are still posting about these victims on Twitter , I knew it. 💔

[Lavish @lavish_alt]

‘No university in Nigeria has good cars like uniport’ he mutters as he continues his journey by trekking on muddy floor

[Nans @nansbello]

The affairs of this country tire me on a daily basis.

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

bro you’re literally dating kim kardashian let’s be serious rn