The secret to getting any woman to fall for you is to act like their mouth is unbearably spicy the first few times you kiss them. Scream, cry, and punch the ground until your hands bleed and you’ll be irresistible in no time
In honor of the upcoming Biden presidency, I’ve sent all of my followers this shirt that seems like something he would wear if he was just a random guy on the street
Since Bernie lost the nomination but accurately predicted how the election would go down, I’d like to nominate him to replace Paul, the octopus who correctly predicted the winner in all of Germany’s matches in the 2010 World Cup
Now that Trump is gonna be out of office soon, I can finally freely admit that I met him once and he really stinks. His head just smells bad and his feet are, like, so stinky and his butt smells like piss.
Wow, we made it to episode 20! Holy hot shit! Settle in for a nice ride right here. Lane gets possessed by a demon, and we are concerned.
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