[Random loose mRNA lying around in a deltoid]
Nobody:
Ribosome: let me go ahead and transcribe this
Macrophage: Yo, check out this cool spike I found
T-cell: wtf is that? Get rid of it. Where’s Bob?
B-cell: yes?
T-cell: If it ever shows up here again...
B-cell: yes mam
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