Anton Strout (Raconteur & PSL Enthusiast)

USA Today bestselling author & professional raconteur of The Spellmason Chronicles & Simon Canderous UFseries, host of The Once & Future Podcast

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If 2020 has taught me anything it's that by always walking around in PJs I'm closer to becoming my inner Grogu... #babyyoda

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One of the worst things about this virus is being unable to open veggie bags at the grocery store because I can't lick my damned fingertips #woeisme

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@WordsWriteWill WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "FOLD"?!?!

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By morning here in Jersey I shall have stolen all the vape pens, Snooki t-shirts, Red Bull, and drink bracelets, taking them back to my secret lair under the boardwalk at Jenks...

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From Simon and myself, we wish you a Merry Christmas!

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They were out of vaccine, but I DID get this so called "super soldier serum"... maybe I'll get enlisted as a Space Force Guardian!

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@alivanessa9 Yes, but will you stream them? :P

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Over on the Facebooks, I am answering your writerly questions, or just saying hi via video, all as a jumpstart to getting some writing work done today.

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@WordsWriteWill In the words of improv troupes everywhere, "Yes, and..."

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@Doug072488 More likely mid to late January, depending on editor commitments and/or waiting on some supply chain for some of the backer rewards... I'm working through the additional stories and annotations right now

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That's a wrap, readers! Thanks to all of you who showed up to make Claw & Order possible. Now the hard work really begins, but I am hoping by January it will be in your hands..but don't hold your breath! Again, my humble thanks!

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If you're celebrating the holidays like me and my family, I just want to give you a heads up that virgin goats are on sale at Walmart for all your Black Mass needs through 12/31! #HailSanta #oops #HailSatan

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Had to watch #TheMandalorian before any of you mofos could spoil it...damn!

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I think I speak for us all when I scream relentlessly into my pillow for no one particular reason

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Hope you've prepped for the storm and chosen which of your neighbors you'll be consuming first! #ProTip

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Vaccines shipping, Electoral College confirming, Barr resigning, even managed to fit in a small nap... wasn't a bad Monday at all yesterday!

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@ColleenLindsay Now I want a donut *books cross country flight*

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Uncanny how just like the images on the box they look! #gingerbreading

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@CastanedaWrites Skinny jeans, which were indeed uncomfortable...thank you for your pantly concern!

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I have worn pants of the non-PJ variety at least twice this week.. I feel like I deserve some sort of National Medal of Something, right?

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@KatCressida @StuartSternberg @Carolkneece @LotusFl63450259 @houseofrosen @Jamie_Nash @jasonbres @JFCS_Suncoast Thanks, Kat!