Aprille Park ‎ ✪

1/4 robot. 🦾 ✪. Journalist turned Actor.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN THIS IS MADNESS"

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Here you go, I filled out the rest of the calendar for you guys.

This should really be a thing.

Who in their right mind would choose a birthstone over their meat of the month?

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

I support this.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

My dumb idea of the day:

We should establish something like birthstones, but for men.

Instead of each month getting a gemstone, each month gets assigned a cut of meat.

January: New York Strip
February: Filet Mignon
March: Porterhouse

And so on.

You’d ask a guy his birthday and instead of saying, “Oh, you’re an amethyst,” you’d say, “Ah, February. Filet Mignon. Sensitive, expensive, and a little smaller than expected.”

I can hear the commercials already

“Celebrate his birth month with the timeless elegance of brisket.”

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@Stormi_luv Corn

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@ThePunnyWorld You’re Nobody’s Fool.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

This. All of this.
I have a degree in Journalism from one of the top rated j-schools in the country. I can form a sentence; quite well, actually.
No AI required.

[Laura Matsue @lauramatsue]

No one is more annoyed by the AI revolution than people who can actually write a sentence. Basically, having any ability to write now is suspect - you will get accused of being AI at some point. It feels like you are being accused of being a witch, of holding a type of rare magic that only the machines are now allowed to have.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@greg16676935420 10/10 no notes.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@Vanyathalias Thank you! Truly. I may have to take you up on that sometime.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

People are quick to tell you it’s okay to not be okay. And yes, It’s good to know you’re accepted when you’re not okay. but that doesn’t change the absolute hell it is to not be okay. No one wants to talk much about that.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@Vanyathalias I do think people are typically well-intentioned. &I really don’t know what the best answer is. I sometimes just need to vent to someone who listens without giving input. But that’s counterintuitive. People naturally tend to want to help, but it’s hard to know how a lot of times

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@caindogs 😂 Are these from around the time TGM released?

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

Sponsored by orthopedic surgeons?

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@gilly @LukeBarnett Literally 10s of dollars. 😂

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@LukeBarnett Same.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@mypauljenkins you may enjoy this text exchange I had with my husband. 😂

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

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Invest, RT, send to your rich uncle... it all helps.
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[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

Ah yes, the ever popular multi-pipe heat exchanger sink, and the necessary installation tool; the pipegrip.

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

Dudes brought a stretcher to a trash bag job.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

The guy dragging it away is sending me.

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

A humanoid robot tumbles while dancing to Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’ and lies motionless before being dragged offstage, May 2026.

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@LukeBarnett If someone told me that woman was AI I wouldn’t question it.