LACHON 🇰🇪

SON, BROTHER,ANALYST,STORYTELLER
Write Drunk ,Edit Sober.
Graduate KarU (1st Class)

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

@_Itskipsang Ukiona unatumwa kisiagi buda jua walishakusoma na wakoana wewe ni mtu bure

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

@ArapBamwai Kina @KeKirwa 😂😂

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Kalenjin men nowdays are losing their Masculinity, you find a man sheepishly carrying a bucket full of Maize going to the posho mill and he has a wife at home . How did we get there ?

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

@Bygones_24 Sure bro, we need to restructure on how we do things

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@ArapBamwai Ofcourse ni wanandi 😂😂 hawa watu wetu wameanza kuwa weak namna hatari

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@ArapBamwai 😂😂 it is very feminine buana kwenda posho mill na uko na bibi ata arap Kimuron akiskia hii anaweza jaa ngori mbaya sana

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

Kupanda pikipiki iko na ngoma is a No for me , huwa inashukisha aura mbaya sana .

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

You find someone carrying a handbag for his wife coz his wife is carrying the child.That is some nasty shit buana, i better carry the child but not the handbag.

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

When morara was still a Sharpboy .

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

@Pchumba__sawe 😅😅 it's a free will, ukikubali kukaliwa ni wewe

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

I pity anyone vying for member of Parliament for Aldai .
Oustering Maryanne Kitany is next to impossible.

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

The problem begun when you built the house for your in-laws. Mtu ukifanyaga ivo ata your Father in law hukuona Bomboclat.

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

I have seen many women giving advice to fellow women saying “never build a man” That is not advice i would give my daughter or my sister. But what you forgot is that there are men out here who build women and support their dreams.
When I met Mercy this was her parent’s house. By then i had not built a house for my parents. But i made a decision that we will build for her parents first. We demolished the old house and I built a beautiful home for them. I sourced the fundis myself. I built it up from foundation to finish and furnished it. I can even tell you where i bought everything. My foreman was called Joshua from Kisii. The head fundi was Sammy from Nyeri. The plumbing was done by Andrew from Kakamega. I bought the mabati from Ruiru. I bought the tiles from KEDA. The gypsum was done by edwin. I chose the curtains myself from Husain in Eastleigh. I used to travel to Kisii almost weekly to supervise the project. The people of Gionseri in Bobasi can bear me witness.
What then do you say to a man like me who chose to support Mercy’s parents before his own parents? Should i be trolled on social media? Wapi ile heshima kidogo mmebakisha ya wanaume kama mimi?
You are saying “hatununui kwa hii duka tutanunua kwa ile duka ingine” That is fine. Those are my children. Support the business so that they can eat and live a good life. But do you know where the money to start that business came from? Appreciate the source ndio abarikiwe zaidi biashara zingine ziwe zinafunguliwa kupitia kwa mikono yake.
For everything i say from now on i will come with the evidence. Infact bring everything you have against me and table it quickly. Wekeni kila kitu kwa meza mara moja i want to respond once and for all and go back to building my dreams.

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

@realSheriff254 Bana inashukisha aura mbaya sana, Avoidance is the only option.

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As a man , try as much as you can not to argue with a woman , it's so shameful.

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@Daisy_Dariann Twende nalo mamaa

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

4 likes on Twitter is like 47k likes on TikTok, I will always choose quality over quantity that's why I'm on Twitter waiting for those 4 likes as a big wig😁

[LACHON 🇰🇪 @arapLachon]

You've all been hyping how Mijikenda women are beautiful.I have been watching a certain Documentary about the culture of the Agiriama people and let me tell you wale wanawake wana Sura za kiajabu ajabu buana our tilapia babes are more beautiful by far .

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@In_stincts Nyinyi Wanandi wa UG huwa mnajiona Jews, kwendeni huko.

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Lakini saa zingine huwa naona Wanandi ni mafala coz imagine Moi ilikuwa awajengee airport place inaitwa Kipture majamaa wakakataa kupeana mashamba airport ijengwe and they had been promised shamba double huko Uasin Gishu and they were like " ng'o newendi Syamba ". That is why Nandi is among the least Developed Counties ni juu ya watu kama hawa .