𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏

𝕀 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕… 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥. Bite my a** @WitchySapphist ˚ ๋ᴍꜱ¡!ᴍᴠ¡!ᴍᴅɴɪ¡!₂₁₊˚ ࿏parody࿏

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

.𝘖𝘩 𝘨𝘰𝘥, 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘳

ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨
ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏʜᴇʟʟ ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

You will huh?

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Don’t say that to me, Jill.
You know that I will.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Bark like you want it.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Woof woof?

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴.

[𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 ℌ𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @SnideEnchanter]

Slowly arising from her many months slumber.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

𝘈𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

One thousand percent.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Seriously?

You’re that desperate for the catsuit?

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Alright, go on. Chomp away.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

If you don’t let me happily chomp on you, you don’t deserve the catsuit.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

That’s… disappointing.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Yes.
No, I will not put on the catsuit for you.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Cat woman?

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Cat.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Woman.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

C h o m p.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Karinnna…

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Chomp.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Are you quite alright?

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Chomping down on @ardentways' arm in her kitten form.

Hard enough to leave little kitten teeth holes.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Mm, how do you know I won’t like that?

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

I feel like you forget that I can gag you with a flick of my wrist, Jill.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Oh come on now, we both know you are far from hard of hearing.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

I... uh...

What?

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Mmm, exactly. You love it.

Now come and sit on my lap.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

I… ugh.

You’re lucky that you’re so fucking attractive in that position, Jillian.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Mmm… no.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Also, get your damn boots off my coffee table.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Mmm, no you probably shouldn’t little lady.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

If I speak—

....no, I shouldn't say anything.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Oh god, can you not?

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Pouring pickle juice into @ardentways' coffee.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

Mm, now let’s get to the hotel shall we? I’ll grab our bags.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

I… okay.
Perhaps we will be sharing a bed tonight.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

I know honey, I promise I’ll sort it okay?

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

Being a clairvoyant with adhd isn’t for the weak, Jillian.

[𝙹𝚒𝚕𝚕 ࿏parody࿏ @ardentways]

I’ll sort it Karina, we have a doctor here. I’ll call them when we get to the hotel.

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

It’s not funny, Jill.

I ran out and I’m out of fills for my current prescription. We’re also in another fucking country.