Ariel Abramowitz

I love luxury and hate spending money. I don't take Twitter or myself too seriously. Always have overdue library books. 🖤 (she/her)

[Ariel Abramowitz @ArielSam924]

This article made me want a remake of Lady Marmalade with Ariana Grande, Raye, Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa. https://t.co/R3szxh7wTo

[Ariel Abramowitz @ArielSam924]

@bsniz @richardzphotoz @a16z @CoryPopp LOL forgot the samsung work, @CoryPopp was the DP on @voxdotcom's explained on netflix and has won emmys.

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

Feeling like a chump because nymag didn’t even give me 10k to get addicted to fanfic, I just did it for free

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Happy 25th anniversary to this ❤️

[jaspar ✩ @purrjas]

reading the best fucking fic in existence and then going to the authors profile and finding out theyve written a series of best fucking fics in existence is like ascending to heaven

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

half of my friends are the busiest people alive accessible only by carrier pigeon or by sending them five voice notes in a row and the other half are so chronically online that if i breathe wrong in an instagram story i’ll get a text message about it within thirty seconds

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

fyi if you are filling out march madness brackets at work and your coworker didn't organize a women's pool, it is your job to be annoying and ask them why that is

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i went to yonkers today and now i’m scared to file my taxes

[Mel @Mel01293]

Why wouldn't you want the other books included? There are lots of scenes where Ilya interacts with them and they're honestly some of the funniest

[Ariel Abramowitz @ArielSam924]

Just used 7 years of studying Russian language to explain the difference of ya tebya lyblou vs ya lyblou tebya so yes Heated Rivalry and Staten Island Tech have some overlap/

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

somewhere deep in canada there’s an absolute dreamboat waiting tables in an olive garden who has no idea he’s about to become troy barrett

[meri 👠 @cinemerix]

girls don't want boyfriends, they want amber glenn

[LENA ⎕ LORDEWEEK @tchaikovskism]

congratulations virtue moir on being the most talked and beloved and celebrated ice dance team at the 2026 olympics almost a decade after your retirement

[kam ⛸️ @rinaendgame]

8 years ago today

[Josh @joshlangerr]

Bad day for the nobody watches women’s sports crowd

[bellylint @bellylint4]

ONCE AGAIN THE WOMEN ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT AMERICA

[alex @loventhunders]

take all of amber glenn’s pain and give it to the tkachuk brothers

[marie @birtuemoirs]

one thing about people getting old (38M) is that they will just say anything i’m glad that is happening to my long distance friend scott moir, he’s around 5 years away from telling us that he was in love with tessa all along

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

brother/sister ice dancing teams should be illegal imo. no thank you!!

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Saw a comment about the recent women’s hockey games that was like “Wow they’re really not fucking around!” and it just reminded me that people still view women’s sports as inherently less competitive than men’s. Also it’s The Olympics why would they be fucking around???