𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛,

ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ, ɪ ʀᴀʀᴇʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱᴏʀ. | (ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ | ᴍᴅɴɪ | 🔞

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

𝘈𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳, 𝘐 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@ABYSSCHAINED Unless you feel pain. Then say so.

…
Here. How does it look?

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@ABYSSCHAINED Your tone isn’t fooling anyone. Certainly not me.

Then, fine. Keep still, and don’t complain if it’s not to your standards.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@ABYSSCHAINED Don’t call it something it’s not. Merely reprimanding a student for doing something careless.

If you truly had a steady hand, you’d not need the dagger to begin with.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@ABYSSCHAINED … your desire for life choices that might get you injured for no reason is concerning. But I imagine that you are well aware of it.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SONOFGAUTlER Maybe.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged My issue was the lack of a choice in ink- but that is irrelevant for the time being.

I don’t see how gunpowder would be beneficial on your lips. It’d just make them rough.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged Say it’d be something you’d not to.

For what reason? I don’t know.
But I have also confiscated four letters written in unidentified blood.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged …

oh.
It’s not gunpowder.

If it serves its purpose.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged …

Is there meant to be a difference?

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SONOFGAUTlER …
sigh.

What can I do for you?

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SONOFGAUTlER It hasn’t even been an hour.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SONOFGAUTlER I
will leave you to it.

Just don’t make a mess too big to clean up.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SONOFGAUTlER Oh no.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged And yet I won’t stop speaking.

[Seems he has lotion, at least. Spreading it through.]

I’d hope you’d take this as a sign, and I know you won’t.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SONOFGAUTlER …

but?

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged I tried telling you sunscreen wasn’t optional.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged We do share tea.
Where you prance about your usual attempts at extortion or grievous bodily harm.
On the regular, as you say.

And if you believe so- be my guest.
But I hope you take more away from it than just attempting to make a move on me.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@SonofFhirdiad Second cup.
At least they can do it together.

[𝙱𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝙴𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚛, @ASHENDEMXN]

@abyssfanged …
[He’ll trust it’s just red ink. Blood is hard to write with.]

I’d have brought them if this were a date.
Consider it an intervention.

Or at least, an attempt to find healthy hobbies.