Jonathan Roberts

Pantr go burr. Go Gators.

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

By far the greatest moment in @LastStandMedia’s Sacred Symbols history. (Ft. @longislandviper )

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@LordCognito @RK1283 @STH_Game @SEGA @IronLordPodcast @LordsGamingNet @RGGStudio @XBOXGamePass 👀 @LordSovILP

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@MiLB @towerbuzzers @ChrisRGun would this make you go to a baseball game?

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@LordCognito @LordSovILP Sunday will be glorious.

[XBOX @XBOX]

PERSONA 6

Arrives day one with @XBOXGamePass | #XBOXShowcase

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

trying to manifest something for today

[MrMattyPlays @G27Status]

trying to manifest something for tomorrow

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@HoegLaw Good god almighty. The world is not ready for this new Hoeg 😎 (great stuff brother!)

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@PorkPoncho Because of the chicken wings

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@DustinCanFly @PorkPoncho Does @PorkPoncho admit that Americans made chicken wings?

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@LordCognito

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@PorkPoncho I would fly to the UK just for this.

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@staycationtg Thank you for people like you making their day.

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

Another team arrived and mistook us for the camping team, thinking we were also attempting to exfil. We clarified and decided to leave together. As we were about to re-enter the exfil, our teammate disconnected, and we had to forcibly escort him into the exfil point. What a game!

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

Speaking on a similar story,

Last night, my crew and I were attempting to complete the compiler. A gold team had camped out in our second area, intending to initiate a fight. While this exfiltration was happening, my group managed to eliminate the camping team. (1/2)

[BlameItOnRyen @BlameItOnRyen]

Last night in Marathon I tried to 1v3 a purple team with a punch, as you do…

After they downed me, they made me sing “Baby” by Justin Bieber and promptly adopted me after I did.

They ushered me completely through every area of pinwheel as I watched their backs while they looted.

Eventually they just dropped all kinds of purple backpacks, shields, codex entries etc for me to take.

We then killed the warden and we raced toward the exfil as I got stuck bungling a mantle and I knew I wouldn’t make it.

I turned around and the final exfil countdown started a few moments later. I raced as fast as I could, overheated, but kept going!

I slid onto the exfil with 1 second on the clock.

My adopted purple parents, I made it out!

It wasn’t all for nothing! I’ll never forget you and my 25k haul!

THIS IS MARATHON

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@longislandviper @IronLordPodcast you know what to do….

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@PorkPoncho @LastStandMedia Detective by day. Compiler killer by night.

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@vicious696 @vicious696, this attack also seems to bypass the passkey also given (and others):

https://t.co/DEle3DeeBc

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@mamamicah93 “Got my PSN back… time to eat a steak!” -Colin (probably)

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@longislandviper Sadly I think it’s one of these attacks: https://t.co/1xM5a1iHn0

[Jonathan Roberts @AstroParrotKing]

@SportsnetSpec @G27Status Am I missing something about this? Why would he be on the chopping block?