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The side of orbit we dont normally see. (Parody)

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Congrats on making the playoffs @houstontexans

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Anyone else get a little hot and bothered when they eat some whataburger

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Pimpin pimpin

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“@mikemcguff:Mix 96.5 KHMX dumps Kidd Kraddick;going local http://t.co/SKLwMNbX” that's what he gets for having a Dallas based show in htown

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@benjaminphoenix did you watch it alone?? If so it's ok I watched That traveling pants alone and drank till I did a rendition of super freak

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“@mikemcguff: Mix 96.5 dropping Kraddick show to go local in morning drive ” his 1st mistake was having a Dallas show aired Houston #Houston

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Anyone ever notice how the Fuqua exit kind of sounds like "fuckwa"

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“@farbtweets: @astrosorbit When is foamer night? #Astrodome” the folks at minute maid turned killed foamer night

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You know your broke when all you can buy is a bottle of Andre and bologna

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Thank you veterans and all the men and women who are protecting the country as I type this on my old iMac

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Just saw the skeeters mascot, man don't he look special

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“@hcrabtree2: “@astrosorbit: All systems go in the starship, now lets blast off into the weekend” @S_TKnowles 🚀⭐🌙🌌” oh you :)

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All systems go in the starship, now lets blast off into the weekend

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@ArianFoster you want to hang out with me and toro as we have a wild bender ?

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@djnayyz don't judge me

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found this jobless a-hole at the welfare line today

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@RADIOROULA oh my sweet sweet star ships pie samples #drrrrrooooollll #TummyRub

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Just got through running laps at minute maid. It is way better than running laps in the done and avoiding giant rodents

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PASS THE REFRESHMENTS A COOL COOL BEVERAGE

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@RADIOROULA I will be there drunk off wine and BBQ and biscuit samples