Olúwatóbi

Jesus. Chelsea. Derm.

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

Ending the terrible year with this terrific stat of garnering 62 @coursera certs, and about 90 Certifications in total. 🎉🎉🎉

2020 offered lemons in large doses,
😌but I made sure to make some lemonade out of it ☺️🤸🏻‍♂️

Well, my own #top4 😁

🥂 to more in 2021 🙏

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

Patience...
And on a light note, discipline in finishing online courses (40+ and counting)

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Why does Apple always change “dey” to “Dey”?

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

Prof MAN is one of those lecturers/seniors who make you almost conclude that the toxics ones are intentional about their toxicity

[D’Colossus @_thecolossus_]

I call on all COHS voting members to cast their vote in support of the MAN of the people.

The College needs dire intervention; let us all support the right MAN for the job!

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

At the 2022 World Cup, Argentina were set to face Brazil in the semi-final. They just needed to beat the Netherlands. FIFA informed the Netherlands that they'd be permitted some drama, but they had to lose by whatever means to Argentina. Argentina led 2-0, pretended to lose concentration and it went to 2-2. But Argentina had been arranged to win anyway.

FIFA quietly informed Brazil that they had to lose to Croatia. That is how Argentina ended up playing Croatia instead. In that game, FIFA instructed Croatia to fold completely. They duly collapsed 3-0.

For the final, FIFA informed France they had to lose by at least two goals. It was becoming too obvious though, so FIFA told the referee to manufacture two penalties for France to make it look competitive.

Kylian Mbappé's hat-trick was authorised. Kolo Muani's one-on-one miss in the final minute of extra time was not an accident. Why do you think France didn't ban him from playing football after that miss? He was wearing a secret earpiece. FIFA called him directly and told him not to score, because a 4-3 France win would have blown the whole operation.

During the penalty shootout, France were permitted to score exactly one of their first three. FIFA did not want Argentina needing a fifth penalty; too much drama, too much risk of someone going off-script.

Africa also had its share of the arrangement. FIFA contacted Portugal and informed them they had to lose to Morocco to guarantee African representation in the semi-finals. Why do you think Cristiano Ronaldo was weeping? He could not believe his own teammates had agreed to the terms.

The evidence is everywhere. You just have to be willing to see it.

[misboxie, MD, MRCGP @misboxie]

apparently someone clicked on on a link from Elizabeth, got hacked and ended up losing £2K+. please be careful

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

@BlehisBack I fest think say na AI 😂

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

This World Cup golden boot race is so funny man! Odegaard pushing Haaland, Olise and Dembele pushing Mbappe, Messi pushing himself, and Ronaldo pushing 42!

😭😭😭😭

[DAVE💀🇦🇷🇫🇷 @the_real_David5]

mbappe dey give halaand message halaand dey send am back

messi dey give ronaldo message ogunmepon dey use him sister phone tweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[BETFUSE @BETFUSE1]

"You tried, you tried but you didn't manage" 😭

Ronaldo bn disgracing himself from time.

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

Lmaoo who’s crying 😂😂😂😂

[Wale turner ✪ @Waleturner27]

@moradeyo_samuel @EzekielJr18 Cry more u foooool, Chelsea is a small club nd will always remain small club forever, cry harder u fatherless set of fan base!! Delusional bastarrrrd

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

Nice one omo iya
Oju a tun ra ri

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Well done

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

@ThecruiseDoc There’s a way he’s looking like “I don’t know what I’m doing but na who give up eff up” 😂

[Olúwatóbi @astute_writa]

@NigeriaStories Tl;dr
God will heal everyone of you

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

Earth is 7.9 billion years old and I came in Lionel Messi’s Era

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular

To make papa proud hard gan

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

“He scores those goals because he’s playing in the MLS” oyaaa now, is he still playing in the MLS?

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

Olise get Kane for club, still get Mbappe for country

Yamal get Ferran for club and Ferran for country😭😭😭