every beta introduces his girlfriend to league the same way
"play yuumi babe! you can just attach to me!"
"try lulu! super easy!"
"soraka is perfect for beginners!"
you're not teaching her league
you're creating another EGIRL
meanwhile when i introduce any girl to this game:
first thing shes doing? locking in leona
"you're going in. flash Q their adc level 2. i don't care if you die. you're learning VIOLENCE"
next game? nautilus
"miss your hook? walk up and auto them anyway. establish DOMINANCE. make them FEAR your presence"
she says she doesn't want to support?
perfect. rek'sai jungle it is
"you're a fucking shark. DIVE in there full speed. delete them from the game before they even see what hit them."
here's what you don't understand:
making her play enchanter supports GUARANTEES she stays hardstuck silver forever
she never learns:
aggression
engage timing
wave management
jungle tracking
mechanical execution
but that's what you WANT isn't it?
keep her weak so you feel strong
keep her dependent so she needs you
my last girl? Russian 10/10 baddie mained Reksai and Hecarim. DESTROYED EVERYTHING in her path. didn't matter if she was tilted, bleeding, or half asleep
now she's diamond engaging on their mental before anyone can rotate
she doesn't duo with me anymore
she doesn't need me
that's the fucking point
your girlfriend plays enchanter supports because you're scared she'll get better than you
i make them play engage because i'm not threatened by competence
you want a pocket support
i create KILLERS
last I heard she's working for the KGB as an assassin
study the saskio way
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my rank does not define me
there is more to life than overwatch
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