Atiso

Terminally Online | Alex ❤️ @atiso_priv

[x @x62904]

everyone is retarded except for me

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

genuinely

[Atiso @Atiso_FPS]

@LegHvmper @norafawn

[Atiso @Atiso_FPS]

@fable WRAITHMARSH

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

every beta introduces his girlfriend to league the same way

"play yuumi babe! you can just attach to me!"
"try lulu! super easy!"
"soraka is perfect for beginners!"

you're not teaching her league

you're creating another EGIRL

meanwhile when i introduce any girl to this game:

first thing shes doing? locking in leona

"you're going in. flash Q their adc level 2. i don't care if you die. you're learning VIOLENCE"

next game? nautilus

"miss your hook? walk up and auto them anyway. establish DOMINANCE. make them FEAR your presence"

she says she doesn't want to support?

perfect. rek'sai jungle it is

"you're a fucking shark. DIVE in there full speed. delete them from the game before they even see what hit them."

here's what you don't understand:

making her play enchanter supports GUARANTEES she stays hardstuck silver forever

she never learns:

aggression
engage timing
wave management
jungle tracking
mechanical execution

but that's what you WANT isn't it?

keep her weak so you feel strong

keep her dependent so she needs you

my last girl? Russian 10/10 baddie mained Reksai and Hecarim. DESTROYED EVERYTHING in her path. didn't matter if she was tilted, bleeding, or half asleep

now she's diamond engaging on their mental before anyone can rotate

she doesn't duo with me anymore

she doesn't need me

that's the fucking point

your girlfriend plays enchanter supports because you're scared she'll get better than you

i make them play engage because i'm not threatened by competence

you want a pocket support

i create KILLERS

last I heard she's working for the KGB as an assassin

study the saskio way

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇩🇰🇪🇬 Men are simple creatures.

Egyptian Foreign Minister Badr Abdelaty was gifted a LEGO set of the Great Pyramid of Giza by the Danish Foreign Minister during his visit for the Grand Egyptian Museum’s opening.

Look how happy he is.

[soph 🐛 @zaeedmassanis]

im crying i opened photomode and it looks like garrus is waving in the back

[maze @mazemaize]

just rolled my first joint! 🥰

how’d I do?

[Atiso @Atiso_FPS]

@_STL_Blues @PunkyAce @tobethisgood @AnthonyCastrio @Bandrel @bbsourpatch @joewantsadrink It’s a setting you can toggle

[genebby @genebbyy]

the lion uses sound barrier at 30hp

[Usul The Hun @LisanAlVibe]

say it with me now:

my rank does not define me

there is more to life than overwatch

I am cherished and loved by family and teammates

I am not lowbob

I am not pisslow

I am not chopped

I will make it to top 500 open queue

[Toeh @ToehFPS]

They finally made a game about the average day the uk

[Atiso @Atiso_FPS]

ok

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

People telling me this was the Vtuber Lebron…I’m so sorry for yall loss man id cry too

[Sorry! @SorryCantAim]

FDPS: hard comms, constantly trying to force positioning and CDs out, working with team to win a teamfight

me the hitscan: