Austin

Host of the @gemini Morning Motion at 9am🗽 degen video game enthusiast at night

[Austin @austinoakes]

@TheBotterBaron she is the messiah

[Austin @austinoakes]

What's worse:

The Trump curse or the Taylor Swift one?

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Taylor Swift has Knicks fever 💙🧡

[Austin @austinoakes]

Nevermind Taylor swift undefeated

[Austin @austinoakes]

What's worse:

The Trump curse or the Taylor Swift one?

[Austin @austinoakes]

@creditguy Don't worry I'll leave enough for you 😭

[Austin @austinoakes]

Now Imagine you spent 100k to be there

[Jeremy @bicepcurl]

Gemini is hiring someone to help run the @Gemini X account

You'll work directly on my team making bangers and causing trouble on the internet

You might be a good fit if:

• You've said "wait, let me cook" and then actually cooked
• 35+ tabs open right now
• Spots banger memes in their earliest stages
• Chronically online
• Never had @zachxbt in your replies

[Jeremy @bicepcurl]

I believe this Bitcoin cycle IS ACTUALLY different

"The institutions are here and we had a very moderate bull run. Let's just say you bought at 30k you would have made 300%"

"There are diminishing returns on the cycles of bitcoin as more players enter the market. There's a case to be made that bitcoin gets more conservative and the bear market drawdowns are lesser."

"The play here is that bitcoin will only drop 52% this bear market instead of dropping 80%. After that we can run up and break $150k"

"Based on the current situation, it could be just an underwhelming market. Bitcoin bottoms at $59k and tops at $150k"

[Austin @austinoakes]

its called "bro math"

[Jeremy @bicepcurl]

One of the best clips of all time

[Jeremy @bicepcurl]

One of the best clips of all time

[Austin @austinoakes]

@BlueThunderReal just looks like T-rex abuse 😭

[Austin @austinoakes]

Russia lifted its Roblox ban today 👀

Don’t sleep on $RBLX

[Austin @austinoakes]

This the Fable I’ve been waiting for…

- You can date, get married, start a family, or even divorce NPCs

- Your choices totally impact how the game plays out

- Unique NPCs react differently based on what you do

[Austin @austinoakes]

All these claims of "I made this in one prompt!” in Fable 5 are actually annoying 🫩

[Austin @austinoakes]

@Gemini Generational LARP

[Austin @austinoakes]

@blknoiz06 We’re ready 🫡

[Austin @austinoakes]

Wait. what happened to Fable 1,2,3,4?

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Austin @austinoakes]

“Okay, your turn. Send the Bitcoin to bc1qh6meq8uwppa5yw9d6wyprvhgknvyjje83hnukc just like I showed.”

[Austin @austinoakes]

@WatcherGuru Let me get a couple mil and I’ll let it slide

[Olivia Santarelli @omsantarelli]

We have a few open design and marketing roles

Marketing:
Growth marketer (advanced trading products) Community engagement

Design:
Brand designer
Brand design engineer
Product designer

Looking for chronically online, interested in building iconic predictions experiences, creating content, and wants their work to be seen by the world.

DMs are open 💌